Always Being Kinda Weird And On The Outside Of Things And Never Really Having Close Friends And Then

Aziraphale is the most character ever. He ran out of ideas so he declared war on hell. He canonically says fuck. His favourite colour is yellow. He’s literally an angel and can speak every language on earth but still isn’t fluent in french. He told his boyfriend to shoot him for his magic act and made him go through with it when their miracles weren’t working. He gave away his flaming sword and then lied about it for the next 6000 years. He has a bookshop that never sells books. No one’s doing it like him.

happy serious breach of the laws of biology to dan and phil & all who celebrate.

it fucking sucks being a disabled person who can't work and having to see these fuckass posts where someone's like "ahaha jobless people have no life and that's why everyone shitty online has No Job" and everyone and their mother reblogs it joyfully onto my dash for me to see. yes unemployed and unemployable people are truly without exception dogshit people with no hobbies and no redeeming qualities. you're so right. anyway if you'll excuse me i have to start my shift at the I'll Never Be Employed Because Of Permanent Disability And I Love Knowing How You Really See Me store

2015 will be my 10-years since i started watching dan and phil 😭

"if we didn't have a chance of winning, they wouldn't be trying so hard to stop us"

dan howell you make fighting to survive and be heard against all odds seem worth it in the worst, darkest of times

i just realized that whenever Shane says “I respect your list” is because he’s about to disrespect the shit out of someone’s list

Professor Flitwick was working with Sirius, who had already finished the week's goal of successfully levitating a book without using verbal spells. They were attempting something a bit more ambitious: disarming.

Remus watched Sirius squint his eyes, his eyebrows coming together. He flicked his wand, and Flitwick's wand wiggled in his hand.

"Good! Very good, Mr. Black," Flitwick exclaimed.

"But I didn't get it," Sirius said. Remus heard disappointment in his voice.

"No matter, my boy," Flitwick replied with a warm smile. "This isn't an easy thing to do. You were able to move my wand in my hand, and I was holding on very tightly. You're a talented wizard. You have a great future ahead of you."

Sirius smiled. His hand went to his face. Was that a tear Remus saw? Any praise meant a lot to Sirius. He never got it from his parents, and he acted out so much at school he was often getting scolded.

“Thanks, Professor,” Sirius said.

from “Ante Bellum” (chapter 13, Too Many Puzzles to Count)

happy snowbaz day to those who celebrate

I’m afraid Phil is so frail He won’t make it through child birth. Then that leaves Dan with the Phaby all alone and I think we know how that’ll end up judging by the video He did with Louise! 😅