I Came To Share Some Of Jack's PAX Live Stream Favorites Of Mine From Tonight. It Just Ended And I Have

I came to share some of Jack's PAX live stream favorites of mine from tonight. It just ended and I have to sleep but couldn't until it was over. 🤣 and now I must share before I forget because anyone who missed it needs to hear funny Jack.

I want to bed Thor!

I'm Thor after last night.

Take my clothes off?!

I'm not your prostitute!

I could be if you paid me well.

Ding ding ding top of morning!

It's my face, I can shit on it all I want!

Dad why did you leave? Endless pain. Suffering I am darkness. Buy my merch.

Are you saying I'm not a snack already? I am a thicc snack!

I'm already coming up with my next poem. It's called 'fuck you Lauren'.

Who hurt you monster?

We'd smoke weed with Thomas the Tank Engine.

I have a lot of power

"Your name's not Jack" yeah, whatever.

*mockingly* oh, I'm Ariel on Neptune

You don't know how strong I am.

This is more like a man cupcake.

I've been trying to swim in lava, it doesn't work.

How dare you! I'll hold my cups how I want!

My fingertips.. uh... fuck you!

Jackieboy Man *everyone goes nuts*

"Is Marvin Magnificent Gay?" Undecided.

Is this your card? No? Fuck!

That's not his voice, don't go to tumblr and write that shit.

I am sound personified.

Stick a microphone real close to a potato amd that's what I wanna be.

We already live in Minecraft.

What's all your blood types right now?

Let's fuck shit up!

Chris Bearfield

I wasn't even posing!

"Have you thought of ever starting a family?" Are you offering?

I'm a youtuber. I already have kids.

I expect child support in the mail (for anti)

I'm down for free shit.

Do I dislike Canada?

If someone drops 1 million dollars in one go, I will gladly dye my hair green again.

I'm a little bloated, ya know?

Is a cereal a soup? Idk go outside and read a book!

The people who say a poptart is a ravioli are like haha I'm different.

I'm Ravenclaw.

Did you say Hufflepuffs rule?

I would go back and erase whatever the fuck Logan Paul was doing.

Charmander.

You're wrong pin stealer.

You could have been a triple titted gymnast.

"No there's two more" fuck.

Oohh dicks.

Avatar: The Last Airbender

No, you're breathtaking

Bold of you to assume

I like my eyes. I think I have a nice shade a blue. That or this tight ass.

A teacher actually showing an interest in you and guiding you along and saying everyone is a little different. (His favorite kind of teacher)

"Why did you grow the beard and man muffin?" I'm calling it a man muff from now on. It is looking pretty girthy today.

I will saute your bread anyday.

Everyone go subscribe to ZG gaming.

Whyyyy? I always wanted to do that in life thanks for a reason.

ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

Aye,Aye captain!

I can’t hear you!

AYE,AYE CAPTAIN!

Ohhhhhhhhh!

Who’s married and with kids who he’ll never ever see…?

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1tobs

5 years ago

Crack Theorizing time

So after the chaos of the whiteboard message which translated to this:

I came up with some theories!

Now, I know some of these sound more interesting than others but while everyone is on board the “anti is totally some entity that feeds on attention and has latched onto Jack and Jack’s channel like a parasite” theory….I want to bring Marvin into the mess.

I’m still not entirely confident in the whole “the egos are taking turns running Jack’s channel” idea so I’m still unsure about Marvin and his role/goal. In all the interactions of him, so far, he seems mysterious and powerful. He is the only ego that has supernatural powers. He was the only one calm during the discord ego bot situation. He seemed more…aware.

As I mentioned, the message being from Marvin is possible because 1. He’s running the channel time to time and 2. He’s a magician, and as a magician, he would distract the audience with something to focus on while performing a magic trick.

A lot of fans have already painted him as a possible villain but I think he’s more of an anti hero in the situation that the egos are right now. Perhaps he has his own desires. Maybe not as serious as “taking over the channel” but definitely something similar to anti’s need of attention.

Think about it

Anti may be some tulpa or zalgo entity that thrives off of attention. But Marvin…. He’s a magician! He entertains! Thats his thing! Maybe the reason he’s helping out with the channel is because he likes being noticed. Maybe this is what leads to him wanting more.

Consider this: Marvin runs Jack’s channel a bit. Marvin realizes the potential. Marvin works with anti on taking over the channel. Marvin has other intentions. Marvin uses supernatural powers to defeat anti, showing off his powers and ending up saving the channel AND putting on a show like the magician he is.

But it may just be….. a trick.

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1tobs

5 years ago

-Chase Brody week!- *Huff puff* Am... am i late?? I hope not!! Chase drawing! I feel like I could put WAY more effort into this one, but I don't feel so good lately (not to spread negative vibes or anything, be the most positive as you can!) :) - (I intended to draw something sad, but since almost everyone is drawing the sad dad even more sad, I tried to make something a little bit more cheerful!) I hope y'all like it!