He Would Not Fucking Say That But It’s He Would Not Fucking Talk About His Queer Identity Like He Was

renaissance in the 21st century

We’re not heroes. We’re from Finchley.

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deer

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i would pay actual money to see that

gonna put quackity in the blade of marmora uniform 

me: *writes fic*

me: great! time to post to ao3-

ao3 summary box: *exists*

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How am I only just learning this!?

it's garlic oil. it's a home remedy for ear pain and tinnitus. it does actually help pain a lot of the time. it's just like ear drops for ear pain.

I don't trust this and you shouldn't either!

If your plot feels flat, STUDY it! Your story might be lacking...

Stakes - What would happen if the protagonist failed? Would it really be such a bad thing if it happened?

Thematic relevance - Do the events of the story speak to a greater emotional or moral message? Is the conflict resolved in a way that befits the theme?

Urgency - How much time does the protagonist have to complete their goal? Are there multiple factors complicating the situation?

Drive - What motivates the protagonist? Are they an active player in the story, or are they repeatedly getting pushed around by external forces? Could you swap them out for a different character with no impact on the plot? On the flip side, do the other characters have sensible motivations of their own?

Yield - Is there foreshadowing? Do the protagonist's choices have unforeseen consequences down the road? Do they use knowledge or clues from the beginning, to help them in the end? Do they learn things about the other characters that weren't immediately obvious?