Can You Draw Something For Me To Masturbate To

"cinema is dying how can we save it" if you have eddie and the symbiote fuck NASTY in venom 3 you will make 10 billion dollars

Gonna be so real if a 12 year old traced my art and put it on their school binder I would be so fucking honored

drew over something i wrote for a class and liked :] sorry the cars are lowkey ugly, its because I fucking hate cars and cant be bothered to learn what they look like beyond ominous hunks of metal

edit: transcript of the poem by itself under the cut

6 Tips for Crossing the Road

Look both ways

The road is for cars. 

Make sure to look for them before crossing. Even when you have the right of way, cars have a lot of safety features and you have none. 

Use designated crosswalks 

The road is for cars. 

So is the crosswalk but, under brief and temporary conditions, you can use it too! Never jaywalk, never walk in the road, just hope there is a clear and functional sidewalk. 

Cross at the light

The road is for cars. 

There are rules and signs for them, but that can only go so far. Walk quickly and hold your breath and hope that the light doesn't turn. Make eye contact with drivers as their cars teem with potential energy, rumbling with disdain at the inconvenience of your crossing. Try to ignore the cloud of exhaust that you are in and they are above. 

Leash your pets

The road is for cars. 

Obviously. 

To you, it may be natural to sacrifice so much space to them but to your dog, it is not. His instinct is to explore freely. You must curb it. Modern US car models have such high hoods that the average child, let alone dog, is obscured. Even on the sidewalk, hold the leash tight because the sidewalk (if you are so blessed) is next to the street and the threat still looms.

Look out for road kill

The road is for cars. 

And no one was there to leash the deer. 

Or the raccoon. 

Or the cat. 

Did you know that the most reliable sample method for wildlife in an area is looking at the roadkill? 

Remember these tips

The road is for cars. 

Cars are everywhere. In the city. In the suburbs. In the country. In the woods (the US Forest Service manages more roads than the entire Ministry of Transit in China.) Cars are everywhere because there are roads to bring them there, which is great if you are a car and want to get from place to place fast without worrying about the in-between. 

Unfortunately, you are not a car. 

You are an animal. 

You are in-between. 

So remember to look both ways. 

John and Mal chapter 1, page 4: when Mal asked what music John likes, he said he “doesn’t really listen to music,” which Mal found absurd and unacceptable. So he had some assigned listening.

This is part of an ongoing comic! Click here to read the Previous pages, and here for the next!

I made a whole post and Tumblr just. ate it. It ate my post. Wtf.

Happy new year! This piece is called “I’m gonna explode” and it represents how I feel going into 2025.

YOU hates terfs

comic about someone’s strange dream (and daydreams)

From pride last year, when I looked at the ugly Target lesbian dress and said “What if it slayed?”

Ft. My OC Tonya

Finally had time to do hourly comics day again this year! It was my first day back at my parents’ after spending the month with my partner in WI, and my parents have also been away all month so there were lots of household chores to do 😬 At least that gave me something to draw about.