I’m Back! I Have An Alternative Theory And I Like This One Slightly Better Because It Would Mean Nott

After they had cut off his head, They cut off all his limbs. They so disfigured the body That neither foot nor finger was left.

(L’Atre Perilleux, ~1200)

It’s Sebile day! Everyone give it up for medieval wlw who kidnap Lancelot!

Shoutout to @gawain-in-green for the design, and @beheadaed, @lanzelet and @lesbianrenard for help with research

aaaaaand a snippet of my poetry submission for @arthurianum​

Is she trying to warn it or sink it? 

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can someone hire myss keta to play sebile in a wlw arthurian tv show directed by bryan fuller and also starring lesley-ann brandt as guinevere with a soundtrack entirely pulled from the discography of elettra lamborghini. she doesnt have to show her face the mask is cool

anyway, whoever is in charge of making tv shows, call rey,

Gawain: the one I kiss is the green knight

Arthur: you can just point him out

Gawain: *putting on lip balm* I don't tell you how to do your job

arthurian (gawain. its just gawain.) stories summarized

Sir Gawain and the Green Knight: man attempts to prove to boss that he may not be famous but at least he’s bisexual and depressed

The Wedding of Sir Gawain and Dame Ragnelle: man attempts to prove to boss that he may not be tall but at least he’s famous and sexy and a feminist

Gawain & Kay: man attempts to prove to coworker that he may be famous and sexy and a feminist but he’s also irrepressibly violent and a real bastard

The Romance of Gawain: man attempts to prove to boss and coworker that he may be a famously sexy and violent feminist bastard man but he’s also a literal serial killer and also, tangentially, into bdsm

Sir Gawain and the Turk: man attempts to prove to other, sexy man that he’s really good at tennis 

The Mule With No Bridle: man attempts to prove to nice peasant he just met that he would win a competitive reality tv show, and also that he’s the best at holding hands

Lancelot and the Hart with the White Foot: man attempts to prove to boyfriend that he is willing to engage in greek mythology roleplay… hahaha jk…..unLESS?

The Perilous Cemetery: man attempts to prove to literally everyone he meets that he is not dead. hes NOT DEAD. hes FAMOUS AND SEXY AND ALIVE

The Knight with Two Swords: man attempts to prove to other man that he should not face consequences for anything ever including murders he did which are 100% absolutely definitely his fault

clear eyed galahad

agravaine preparing to reveal lancelot and guineveres affair, 532 ce colourized

heyyyyy everyone!!! people have been talking about how there are a lot of underappreciated side characters in arthuriana, so me and some friends figured we could do a side characters appreciation week, especially with female and/or poc characters who don’t get talked about much. we’re going to make content for these characters starting on monday with elaine of shalott, plus ahead-of-time info sheets on them for anyone who wants to join in!! :)