The Slug

this is the level of incomprehensible i want. what does this mean

psh, this party sucks *teleports to the cactus dimension* oh i don't like it here

can’t believe that people still hate wet tinker decks just because of the Nilbog meta. (bonesaw being broken rn doesn’t help either) like i know those were really annoying but get over it. people don’t hate regular tinker decks because of the “machine army” meta. i can barely run Blasto without getting people mad at me

THERE’S MORE THAN ONE?!?!?!?!??!!

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scared? cool.

the creature tells me that we never die, only forget.

hey does anyone know why The Creature wants me to “stay away from the stars”? It said it was because “It will see you” but that’s vague

cringe. send them to the beast chamber

im free from the Time Prison

other cool stuff i found scrolling through the layout files

when you can’t use a Geiger counter properly because The Creature makes it transmit accursed messages in morse code :/