❪ 💜 MASTERLIST : ❫ not your fairytale
What do you do when you’ve called your wedding off but forgot to cancel your cake tastings? Why, you ask your brother’s grouchy best friend, of course.
pairing. myg x f!reader.
genre + rating. non-idol!au. pretty angsty with some warm and fuzzy fluff thrown in. general.
tags / warnings. mentions of infidelity, cake tasting, cake tasting isn’t a euphemism, hurt, comfort, friendship, friendship/love, childhood friends, best friend’s sister.
wc. 8.9k. complete.
author note. n/a.
chapter 01
chapter 02
chapter 03
Pairings: Namjoon x Reader
Rating: 18+ / Mature / Explicit
Synopsis: Will you ever have a normal elevator ride with Namjoon?
Word Count: 8.3k | read on ao3
Genres, Content Warnings, & Themes: Enemies to lovers, neighbors, angst, arguing / fighting, weed, dirty talk, smut (unprotected sex, oral sex, penetrative sex, semi-public sex)
Author’s Note: Written for this “anon” 😉, who has an incredible recurring dream about Namjoon! (Wish we were all just as lucky!) Thanks for your patience, and I hope you enjoy, dear friend!
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Saturday 4:42 PM
“Great, I was wondering whether this day would get any better.”
The sideways, questioning, but dazed glance that your best friend gives you is as flat as the tone with which your words fall to the, as-of-yet, unreplaced carpet in your apartment building’s lobby. Her lips are obscured by the tall, heavy stack of boxes contained in a brown bag, safely clutched and pinned to her body. And her face is mostly hidden by the massive bunch of pink and yellow balloons that are tied around her shoulder to keep them from floating away. But you know that she’s shooting you a pout of confusion.
You couldn’t lift your arms to press the elevator call button the first time, given that you’re weighed down by all the shopping bags. So you jut your elbow out again to gesture backwards and focus her attention on the nightmare who has just walked into your building.
To the unwitting soul, the navy, knit beanie and matching navy t-shirt and sweatpants shuffling toward you might have been pleasant to look at. Thrilling, even, judging by the look in your best friend’s eye, squinting and appraising, like a jeweller’s eye behind a glass.
She doesn’t really know what she’s looking at.
“The answer, by the way, is a resounding no,” you say quickly, hoping to head off further questioning.
“But he’s hot,” she raves, the brown paper crinkling at her breath.
The elevator’s friendly ding! can’t come soon enough, and when it does, you quickly step into the back corner.
“Hold the door!” the navy-clad man calls from the entryway. His voice booms throughout the lobby. Even your doorman turns to peek inside.
Your best friend — or, now, ex-best friend — plants herself between the elevator doors. “That giant, steamy slice of beefcake is a no?” she asks, turning to face you.
“You heard me!” you repeat.
You step forward, kicking at her feet to move her out of the way. She kicks back, at a slight advantage with her heels. But then a new set of toes come into view. Toes outlined by navy plastic.
“Namjoon,” you grumble as politely as you can, as you look up from his toes and into his face.
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→ yoongi x reader (tiny bit of taehyung x reader)
→ when the pandemic first started, you never thought you'd have to stay quarantined in your apartment with yoongi, one of your roommate's friends and a guy you've never met. and you definitely did not expect you'd end up falling for him.
→ genre: fluff, angst, roommate au (?)
intros
💭 01 – who's yoongi
💭 02 – third wheel
💭 03 – send a heart
💭 04 – your simp is showing
💭 05 – a bunch of hags
💭 06 – jealous boyfriend
💭 07 – or whatever
💭 08 – bestest of best friends
💭 09 – promise ✏️
💭 extra
💭 10 – delusional
💭 10 ½ – company
💭 11 – enemies to lovers
💭 12 – someone like you ✏️
💭 13 – workaholic
💭 14 – pretty girls
💭 15 – angel
💭 16 – fucking butterflies
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You Broke Me First; ONGOING
(pls ignore time stamps)
disclaimer: spelling and grammar mistakes are included ♡
↳ warnings: swear words, mentions of bullying
jimin x reader x jungkook au; fakedating!au
Y/n and Jimin have been best friends since they were five. Along the way of their friendship, y/n happens to fall in love with said bestfriend. Will she ever tell him? sure… when she’s six feet under. This is a secret that she’s prepared to take to the grave. Even if she believes that Jimin is the only guy for her, she’s convinced herself that he does not and will not feel the same. So she keeps quiet and copes with her feelings the best way that she can. Then comes this bunny smiled boy who doesn’t believe in staying in the background. Jungkook wants to make the best of his life and live on with no regrets. When Jungkook finds out y/n’s dilemma, he goes out of his way to set the two up together as he believes that there’s absolutely no way that Jimin doesn’t have feelings for her. What’s the emotion that brings out unknown feelings more than any other? jealousy. Let’s hope, for the sake of y/n, that Jungkook’s idea goes according to plan.
prologue
1 - i wasn’t yelling???
2 - but not baby arms :(
3 - you have a thing for tattoos??
4 - i thought you were smart
5 - press f to pay respects
6 - don’t. make. the baby. s a d.
7 - that.. was kind of weird
8 - he’ll take care of you
9 - i have A PLAN
10 - and live
11 - i thought about it
12 - i showed you my penis
13 - stress free fluff balls
14 - we noticed.
15 - but who won in the end???
16 - punchable face
17 - happy to help
18 - for the sake of the plan
19 - knowing what you know
20 - good chance
21 - completely platonic
22 - bunny bf
23 - just a nickname
24 - i won’t hurt him
25 - phase 2
26 - wholeheartedly
27 - i know angel, i know
28 - be like you
29 - the mandacity
30 - foot fetish
31 - just once
32 - it’s all worth it
33 - perfect for eachother
34 - the happy couple
35 - for all time
36 - babygirl
37 - what if i am?
38 - i’m sorry i can’t be her
39 - use a microwave
40 - right headspace
41 - it’s a date
42 - boom boom
43 - i’m gonna throw up
44 - i’m your boyfriend
45 - you feel safe
46 - never seen
47 - okay daddy
48 - 방탄소년단
49 - i pulled away
50 - what if
51 - i know i’m not
52 - congratulations
53 - i love him but i broke him
54 - i wanted it to be you
pairing: dick grayson x gn!reader
WC: 1.8K
warnings: cursing, creepy older man, sexual tension? i think thats it.
summary: being a plus one has its perks and downsides.
A/N: i wrote this for @alecmores my editor and friend since they did a fic for my birthday this year. a little reward for having to read all my stories and listen to me talk nonsense in chat.
also tried to make this as gender neutral as possible. so if theres something that comes off as fem presenting just let me know and ill fix it!
also used two prompts from @urfriendlywriter , forced proximity numbers 3 and 4
in the drafts since may13
masterlist / dick grayson
“please, y/n! you’ll be doing me a solid!”
“if you get on your knees and start begging i might consider throwing myself to the wolves.”
you were just joking, you would’ve done anything dick asked of you. but he got on his knees with his hands clasped in front of his face and put on his best puppy dog eyes. oh! he really didn’t want to go.
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SOULMATES
"Sometimes my soulmate sings two songs at the same fucking time"
— genre: crack; humor; soulmate au
— pairing: jungkook x reader
summary: in which jungkook and y/n are soulmates and the random thoughts that occur in y/n's head are actually jungkook's thoughts, where he sometimes sings the weirdest songs.
— M a s t e r l i s t
1. the songs
2. domesticated wind
3. threatened
4. ugly rat brain
5. absolute dumbass
6. vomIT
7. i know a jeon
8. circus
9. walking sounds
10. adios cockroach
11. baby
12. soft on main
13. kinda poetic
14. wait a minute
15. babysit
16. sober brain
17. crusty ass joke
18. a clown would say
19. faint
20. in l*ve
21. a joke that's not a joke
22. throw it awAY
23. I am baby
24. soft hours
end.
thank you for reading!!
NOW WE’RE EVEN
“good luck trying to get rid of me”
pairing: jungkook x reader
genre: crack; enemies to lovers; fake dating au; sm au.
warnings: explicit jokes; some angsty realizations about feelings ; mentions of stalking
summary: in which in a serious of unfortunate events a piece of paper promising jungkook she'd do anything to return a favour comes back to haunt y/n. who would've thought jungkook would actually ask her to return the favour and expect her to be his fake girlfriend. oh well, accidents happen and jungkook never forgets promises.
— masterlist
part 1. explicit brain
part 2. pure poison
part 3. real girlfriend
part 4. explaining to do
part 5. shower thoughts
part 6. min devil
part 7. bully on main
part 8. dinner?? together??
part 9. locked INSIDE
part 10. enemies since birth
part 11. shaking in fear
part 12. elevator talk
part 13. same person
part 14. it’s ART
part 15. only threats
part 16. accidents happen
part 17. ugly scream
part 18. say goodnight
part 19. ugly words
part 20. strange feeling
part 21. jealousy is a disease
part 22. baby??
part 23. accidently confessed
part 24. ITS A JOKE
part 25. poisonous cake
part 26. heartfelt behaviour
part 27. accidently matching
part 28. that's my girl
part 29. intentional confession
part 30. now we're even
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by popular demand I rewrote this au and here it is 😽 I hope u enjoy it
Part 2 (had to separate the post bc it was getting too long)
scoups :
the secret of us by @jeonjaemark
game day by @escapewriter
the kids are going to be alright by @wondernus
midnight train by @svtfilms
first to fall by @thepixelelf
yoon jeonghan :
pillow talk by @goingneo
iris beauty by @wonunuu
death by a thousand cuts by @ssssssssssssscoups
let's love by @shuajeong
promise by @haosvteen
came down from heaven by @hannie-dul-set
hong joshua :
you were beautiful by @viastro
starstruck! by @cupidhaos
little secret by @haosvteen
falling for you by @memesolvernonchwe
love on the air by @suhnshinehaos
wen junhui :
in full bloom by @wondernus
walls could talk by @svtskneecaps
hoshi :
let me hear you say by @cherrycheolliesc
love hard by @wondernus
jeon wonwoo :
to my youth by @viastro
bittersweet by @networkluvs
curious cat by @seungcy
woozi :
find my way back by @haosvteen
forelsket by @escapewriter
adore you by @networkluvs
now playing by @flickerchans
an unwise interest by @x-woozi
DK :
we have chemistry by @seungcy
what is love by @cupidhaos
missing pieces by @escapewriter
where we left off by @jeonjaemark
the8 :
i just see you by @svtskneecaps
flip a coin by @grassywoozi
falling for u (literally) by @sbnchaos
vernon :
intertwined strings by @memesolvernonchwe
lie again by @escapewriter
HYYH : golden years by @sw1mmingfoolz
two minus one by @twogyuu
dino :
play it again by @svtskneecaps
imperfect love by @yaehao
yours truly by @networkluvs
Masterlist / Part 2
pairing : luke castellan x dionysus!reader
request: could you possibly write a luke x daughter of dionysus please? maybe she’s like super nice and when percy gets to camp she becomes like an older sister and luke is super whipped for her? @elz-zalarrr
IN WHICH — all he knows is that you were something out of his dreams.
"trust him like a brother, yeah, you know i did one thing right. starry eyes sparkin' up my darkest night" - t.s.
w.c. 1.8k
warning(s) : cheesiness ゜✭・.
✩ ‧₊˚ author's note okay i've begun to realize that low-key i feel like i write in cursive if that makes sense? if a feeling could describe it i'd say its like using poetry to write? that's likely not any better lol :)
there was but one person that everyone could agree they adored at camp half blood.
it didn't matter what grudge who had with whom or what ancient rivalries transcended the ideals of reality, everyone loved you. not the typical type of brittle love that crumbled at the slightest of touches, but pure adoration that endured the sands of time.
you with the gentle soul, who healed others with each laugh and smile. when new half-godlings were brought to camp, you made sure to comfort them and make them understand that they belonged here and would find a home whether they wanted to or not. you made sure that no birthday was forgotten, no deed undone.
children of minor gods or elders, of Ares or Aphrodite, you became an older sister to all who needed you. you, the daughter of fertility and chaos, the god dionysius.
there was no debate that at camp half blood there was only a before you and an after you. you were like that high right before the free fall–invincibility and smoke and curiosity wrapped into the form of a demi-god. you were the gentle breeze during summer nights when the heat became too much. and none ached more to feel it than luke castellan, who had been burning for as long as he knew.
your relationship in itself was tentative, you danced around your feelings–scared one wrong touch or word would break the shaky, fine line that lay between you two. but you could not hide the way you loved the other to yourselves nor the children of the beings of divine blood.
luke castellan loved you like the stars would fall out of the sky with one harsh touch, free and incandescently self-destructive. like you were a wild, wonderful thing out of a fantasy.
you loved him like there was no hell or heaven but the cosmos that lay in his eyes and the worlds that lay in his soul. something so sacred and rare. a love so true and mortal it put all the greek tragedies to shame.
you knew that whatever you and him were made of, in every lifetime or the next you two were made for each other.
loving luke castellan would be both your redemption and destruction in the making, your elysium for whatever good thing you had done in your previous life.
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you first met percy jackson when he came to camp, he was a scared little thing who had just lost his mother when the veil between reality and deception flickered. everything he’d known came crumbling as quickly as the truth was uncovered: gods and monsters were real and played games of hell and heaven on earth. some thing about him called out to the vulnerability you once knew when you first came to camp so you made it your mission to be the sister he never had.
you met him at the front of the steps of the main office, “my name is y/n, percy jackson. welcome to camp halfblood.”
“do you just somehow know everyones name,” he raised his eyebrows at you.
“yes.” no, but you supposed it’d be fun to let him think that.
“of course you do.”
“come along, i’ll show the ins and outs here. if you're nice enough, i might let you in on the cook's secret stash of blue ice cream,” you laughed out.
he contemplated his choices before grabbing your outstretched hand and shaking it, “deal.”
you showed him who to avoid and the best people to befriend. the history between your kind and why the gods were as they were. the truth behind his bloodline and the legacy that he was now responsible for. the tribulations and the pain that was cursed to follow the children of the gods.
“and this is chris. the best person to ask if you need to know what plants are poisonous,” you say, introducing him to a guy with black hair and soft eyes.
percy looks at chris before looking around to see where the hermes boy is, “we’ve met. he was with luke when he was showing me around”
you’re cheeks heated at the mention of his name; looking around to see if you can spot the familiar tan skin and soft eyes that belong to your luke.
“oh! luke! yeah, he’s around here somewhere. he’s sly like that, wandering and then popping up the next second.”
a voice pipes up behind you suddenly, “y/n, already telling percy everything about me?”
you whirl around and there he stands in all his glory with the curls you love and the sun in his eyes. your golden boy.
“just telling him the truth, castellan. you’re hard to get a hold of sometimes.”
a hue of pink covers his cheeks, “i’m never far from you.”
both of you oblivious to percy and chris who seem to be conversing about you both and the tip-toe dance you play.
percy just wonders what’s happening here: firstly, luke is looking at you like you’ve hung the moon and the stars and that’s saying something because he has shit observation skills–his analysis essays can attest to that. secondly, he swears he can see hearts in his eyes from where he’s standing and is that…is that a blush?
he turns to chris, who is just staring at the two like it's not out of the normal for what’s happening, “what’s happening here? is he blushing?”
chris just nods, “yeah. luke’s kinda–very obviously to everyone–in love with y/n. if i didn’t know better i’d say she’s gotten him insane in love. very likely as her dad’s the god of insanity.”
he turns back to the two who are laughing and standing closer than before, “like super, super in love. if there was a word for love, luke’s found it”
“huh.”
chris says it like it’s common knowledge like how the best food is blue jelly beans, “i mean i ship it, y/n’s the sweetest person around here–the type of person people write songs about. she’s like a sister to us older ones and a mother to the younger ones. the whole camp is waiting for him to just man up and ask y/n. they make each other happy, you know?”
“yeah, i think i do.”
percy thinks it’s something the poets would write about.
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fridays are capture the flag days.
you’re not the type of person to engage in these types of games all that often but you suppose there’s a first time for everything. someone’s got to show the percy boy how it’s played.
“okay, percy. remember, keep your senses open and make sure that no one gets close enough to engage. once they engage, it’s hard to fight them off.”
all around you two, people have begun to don their armor and raise arms. the sun has just reached its height and you’re huddled together discussing your gameplan. even though your cabin house is pretty small, you’ve joined athena and hermes for this game.
percy’s voice rises a little high as he tries swinging his sword around only to drop it, “yeah, okay. i’ll just try not to die, i guess. that’s not like hard or anything.”
“just follow my lead and if i’m not here find luke.”
you're not exactly excited about percy’s odds. the kid is lanky as is and his sassiness doesn’t help him out much when others target him for it.
that’s exactly why you’re gone to his rescue when he nearly gets hit in the face by a spear after he insulted one of the boys from house ares.
your heel nearly buckles under a sharp hit after you block the attack that’s directed to percy. you manage to reset your heel and push the sword off before you drop down into a crouch and sweep the legs of the warrior in front of you.
unfortunately you're slightly too focused on what’s in front of you and protecting percy you don’t realize that someones charging toward you from the side.
fortunately, a block from a familiar sword stops any attack that might meet you head on. no sooner do you hear the block that luke’s got the other guy on the floor and surrendering.
you grin at him, “i had that handled.”
giving you that grin that makes you feel like your future's right in front of you, he replies: “i’m sure you did. but why let you deal with him when i can save you the trouble.”
“why don’t you go and help annabeth win the games, romeo.”
he gives you a wink, throwing a quick ‘yes ma’am’ before he’s already running off again.
no sooner than later, a quick gong resounds throughout the camp, concluding the games. you’re standing slightly battered while percy walks behind you pointing out all the flowers he’s found. you definitely need to teach him how to defend himself.
the players are just trickling in for the woods they’ve been fighting in to reband together and in the distance you see a figure running toward you.
holding onto the flag, he continues to look at you like you’re everything he’s ever needed to breathe. he’s taken his helmet off and you can finally see him fully: brown eyes and all dimples.
“see you’ve found the flag.”
he takes a couple of steps closer to you until only two steps separate him and you, “yeah, someone told me to go win the game so I did just that for her”.
“really now?”
he whispers, “yeah.”
his eyes twinkle and you’ve never wanted anything more than to continue to stare at them.
you hope he’ll make the next move but luke castellan, the boy you’ve fallen for in every lifetime, is always content to admire you.
so, you take those two next steps, grab him by his neck, and press your lips to his.
he stands shocked for a minute, wondering if what’s happening is really happening. but no sooner, he’s dropped the flag on the grass and holds you like your the greatest treasure he’s ever had.
there’s a certain type of tragedy that your golden boy tastes like, fire and freedom all in this moment. it’s the price of redemption and damnation that you’re willing to pay.
to him, it’s the stars aligning like you’d will them to–the power you held and every thing he’s ever needed. your his past, future, and present: the threads in his life giving him the one thing he’s ever wanted. something he’s only ever dreamed of.
he pulls back slightly before murmuring, “in every lifetime or the next, i am yours. i don’t know what i did to deserve you. you’re something only out of my dreams, y/n.”
"you sap"
you just kiss him again, ignoring all the campers and those still trickling in.
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“definitely a child of dionysius. she’s reduced him to insanity,” pipes up percy as he tears off the petals of the flower he holds in his hand.
chris just grabs a flower and continues to rip the petals off like the boy beside him.
“damn straight!” shouts luke toward the two.
Pairing: Jungkook x (f.) Reader (ft. ot6)
Genre/Tags: exes au, parents au, baseball player!JK; angst, fluff, smut (18+)
Series Warnings: foul language, alcohol consumption, minor character death, talks of insecurities, explicit sexual content (oral sex, fingering, making out, straddling, unprotected/protected penetrative sex but be safe please! specific warnings will be written on applicable chapters)
Series Word count: ~76.8k
Summary: You convinced Jungkook to break up years ago so he could pursue his lifelong baseball dream. Now he’s back home, staring at you, and the little boy next to you who looks unmistakably like him.
A/N: I love exes aus, and (athlete) dad Jungkook does things to me and after months of this little family living in my head, I finally got to put them into writing. So I hope you enjoy knowing them as much as I loved writing them 🥰 Also, my knowledge on baseball (and the MLB and the KBO) is quite shallow so for wrong terms and stuff… please ignore!
Prologue (wc: 2.2k)
Chapter 01 (wc: 6.9k)
Chapter 02 (wc: 7.2k)
Chapter 03 (wc: 7.7k)
Chapter 04 (wc: 9.9k)
Chapter 05 (wc: 7.5k)
Chapter 06 (wc: 7.7k)
Chapter 07 (wc: 6.6k)
Chapter 08 (wc: 14.7k)
Epilogue (final) (wc: 6.3k) || completed
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