Do You Think Urban Fantasy Settings Have Porn Discourse? Like All The Races Have Different Ideas Of What

I’m a barista and got pronoun pin even though I’m cis-assumed most of the time now. I’m confused as to how it’s me “wanting to be offended”. Like sincerely. Bless this commenter for calling out that bullshit.

Have a couple gay shirmp

I was bored in class so I made LGBT shrimp (gonna make more tomorrow dw)

I love them so much

Amen; jeez.

Also why is Electrolysis so painful 😭

If shaving is the second most dysphoric thing to you behind having facial hair can I get a amen

Thank u thank u thank u they’re so CUTE omg

Imogen and Kyna Shinestone for my part of an art trade with @akasketch!

The idea of the magic card "Swords to plowshares" is essentially that target creature rejects the way of the sword and becomes a farmer instead, hence you lose them as a combatant but gain the health from their farming.

This is really fuckin funny in conjunction with a lot of potential targets for that card. Can you just imagine you're an average farmer in an MTG plane, have a normal-ass day, and all of a sudden you look to the east, and stretching up past the clouds you see Ulamog, the despoiler, one of the infamous eldrazi titans, a creature that corrupts all that is good by its mere presence. And all the enormous bastard is doing is using their massive fuckin tendrils to plow the land and plant potatos, and tend to their flocks of eldrazi spawn, and then it turns its eyeless head thats the size of several cities at you and tips its wide brimmed straw hat at you and continues going about its work.

Is there an update on this story? What happened to the bus driver? His wife?!

fondly remembering that time I was working as a cashier when I was 19-20 and my former bus driver and his wife came through. He says to me "Hey, you look familiar" and I reply "Yes, I was one of the bus kids you drove, specifically the one you screamed at and threatened to ban from the bus and make walk home because I was crying out in pain while the other kids were ripping huge chunks of hair out of my head but you did nothing about them." and his wife slowly looked at him like this

Ain’t that just the way.

I take so long on my own stuff that I reread the old chapters to remember how things were going, and every now and then I’m like, “oh shit, that’s a great line. I wrote that? Damn! I wrote that!”

I just reada really good fic but halfway through I realized "oh shit this is really familiar.... didn't I write something like this once?" And as I kept reading I kept predicting what happened next and the further I went the more convinced I was that they'd ripped off my story-

like, copied the ENTIRE plot and re-written it, just better than I had? The characters were more fleshed-out than mine were, and the POV was more interesting, and the pace made more sense- but it was MY STORY?

So close to the end I was like "holy shit.. do I message them? Ask if my story inspired theirs? Should I be angry? Flattered?" Cause their tags and description didn't mention me AT ALL, which, sure, it's fanfiction to begin with, but if you're using my work than at least credit me as inspo, right? Just to be courteous?

But I get to the end of the final chapter, and it's not finished, and I'm kind of disappointed cause I never finished my story and I was really immersed in their version now and had been looking forwards to seeing how they tied up my loose ends- so I scroll to the bottom to leave a comment, and.

It's MY URL.

IT WAS MY STORY THE WHOLE TIME.

THE ONE *I WROTE*.

In *2013*.

And FORGOT ABOUT

BECAUSE I WAS SO INSECURE ABOUT MY SLOPPY, SHALLOW, AMETEUR WRITING

And I'm just sitting here now staring into space thinking about every shitty story I've ever written now like

IT WAS ALL GOOD?

IT WAS GOOD THIS WHOLE DAMN TIME??

I'M A GOOD WRITER?????

This is SO lovely omg. Thank you.

This is my first time ever posting fanart, so I hope it goes well🦡

Anyway f*ck TERFs💗

I did💜🎶

Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it~ :3