Injecting Pure Estrogen Into My Bloodstream So I Forcefeminize My Vampire Friend

I'm starting a collection.

trying to make unlikable characters

if i was a fictional character woukd you guys write fucked up angst fanfic about me yes or no

*tugs you around by our red string of fate like you’re a dog on a leash*

this is actually a clever nod to how char aznable invented yaoi in the real life 1970s

-literally any sentence- "anyway stream left right goodnight"

awesome beach near me

babygirl you look like an absolute angel tonight (there is a streetlight behind you and i have astigmatism)

if i was an elder in vtm i wouldnt even know wtf is going on in sects. “did you hear about what happened in prague?” no i was in torpor. or i was playing mahjong with my ghoul.

vampire curled up at your front door whimpering like a kicked stray puppy begging to come inside where it’s warm and cozy because it’s so so cold