Me When I Wanna Talk About My Special Interests But I Got The Vampire Autism Where You Gotta Invite Me

the patient needs 50 lolita dresses to live . yes the expensive ones. with the frills and ribbons. it's urgent

look this is getting nowhere how about we just agree to disa- *remembers I should exploit any possible situation to my advantage* if you don't take me to the Monterey bay aquarium I'm going to start screaming

Now that it's getting warmer outside again, I just want something like this 🌻☀️

sorry for calling you "the rasputin of the polycule"

me every time challia shows up in gquuuuuux

House drugged that coffee btw

pirate voice: there's a beautiful person out there reading this post, I can feel it in me bones

mailman voice: I'm curious, what did you make me sound like?

my worst opp is an actual wizard he came to my bandit camp and started flexing all his magic shit floating runes levitation teleportation sparkles all that and said he would give me "any power I desired" if I told him my true name Im so sick of his shit but I can't do anything to him