Romance Languages Are Actual Hell On Earth Man. Every Sentence That Comes Out Of Your Mouth Demands That

i should figure out how to homebrew white monster actually

Idgaf about honor or tradition, if some other vampire tries to square up with me i’m not fucking around with claws, magic, or teeth, i am shooting you in the head repeatedly.

She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

WEEE!! WEEEE!!! WEEE!!! YAYYY!! YIPPIE! WAHOO! AWAWAWA!!! WEE WEE WAA WAA WAA! ZWEEM !! BABABABA! YAHOOO WEE YAY WYEE !! WEWEWEE!!

i am now accepting applications for "treacherous stooge"

someone mentioned cannibalism and my ears perked up like i’m a dog or something bruh fuck my life

Spent way too long on this (lies I love worldbuilding).

*tugs you around by our red string of fate like you’re a dog on a leash*

the sadistic torturer hates my ass because I cant feel pain and even when I do I dont show it because Im a stone cold motherfucka