Interesting.

#cecilsweep is like if you had this friend, right? and you were very good friends! you talked every day, you knew everything about his life, but then it kinda sizzled out, and you'd tell yourself he's still part of your life, but when one of you reached out you were in such different places in life you could barely have a conversation anymore. it'd be kinda sad, but you have new friends now, and you remember your friendship fondly.

then one day you turn on the tv and out of the blue, he's being elected president

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

What if we do the Mishapocalypse again to really scare of twitter users, become uninhabitable for anyone who hasn't gone through one, for the sake of the ecosystem

Sasuke but from New York

#this is how i want the news delivered

"Fuck you, my child is fine"

your child is bingewatching every movie dean has referenced