POV: You Have An Interview With A News Channel Called ATV But You're So Obsessed With The Loki Series

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

YOU FORGOT THE ICONIC "WOAAH"

WOULDN'T YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF THE POWER? WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO USE MORE THAN WORDS? DEEP IN THE NIGHT THE FIGHT LASTS FOR HOURS, YOU CAN BE HURT OR YOU CAN BEAT HER! WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME OF THE MAGIC? WOULDN'T YOU LIKE YOUR OUTCOME PREFERRED? DEEP IN THE NIGHT THE FIGHT CAN BE TRAGIC, I'LL HELP YOU CONQUER HER!

Hope you're having fun these Ides of March!

sometimes I wonder why y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever

OR we could share?

SO SOMEHOW MY YAOI SHIRT ENDED UP IN MY DAD’S LAUNDRY BASKET HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

I drew human Alastor based off of this picture:

This ^ is the drawing I made, it's not done yet, because I messed up. I made him like one or two tones too dark, so I want to have an excuse to have made him that dark and make the background a starry night sky, 'cause everyone is a bit darker at night. But when I first realised I made him too dark, my first thought was: "Ain't no way this turned out as (desi) James Potter!"

Human Alastor is literally just an unhinged, devilish, and antagonistic version of James Potter from HP. Argue with the wall if you disagree…

This. Just let me get a short wolf cut with green tips mom. PLEASE! My hair doesn't need to be long just because I'm a girl, and my hair isn't going to be damaged for the rest of my life if I just dye the tips and not the roots.

i sincerely believe my life would be exponentially better if i could cut my hair short and have green streaks/tips in it

I honestly once looked into a persons's house by accident and kept walking and then I ran back to that house's window because I realised they were watching the BBC series 'Merlin'. I started waving at them and giving them thumbs up like crazy...

walking by people’s houses is such a bizarre feeling. like what are you doing in there. what does your life look like

Not me seeing this and thinking: "DAMN! THAT WAS A YEAR THAT WAS A YEAR AGO?! I THOUGHT IT WAS 4 OR SO MONTHS AGO!!! Quarantine really hit me like a bus... or better... like a containership... 🙄"

Sowwy, you're allowed to cringe...

a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal