🤣🤣🤣 Fart Jokes Aren't Meant To Be Funny. But They Are!

🤣🤣🤣 fart jokes aren't meant to be funny. But they are!

Okay, how about a HC about a female reader with Ace and she accidentally farts in front of him, she thinks he'll be grossed out but he thinks it's hilarious?

I can't believe I wrote that. I mean I can, I have somewhere a whole essay about Law being a pig in the selfship realm, so, I shouldn't be that surprised with my writing career choices, but, still can't believe I've done it for request, not because of my own stupidity 🤣 Anyway, enjoy some sheer...crack.

Girlfriend accidentally farts in front of him - bullet headcanons

Character: Ace Reader: female CW: gross clownery, duh

Ace is a sweet and endearing guy with tons of charm and natural charisma, no wonder he emanates the perfect boyfriend aura, much like a magnet for people of all genders. But in reality…if there was a ranking of messy men, some sort of competition for the title of a pig of the year, Ace definitely would be among the front-runners.

He sleeps face down where he falls, wipes face clean with the closest thing he has within reach, grew up in a jungle among bandits and for a good part of his life he saw soap only when Dadan gave him a choice between a bath and sleeping in a pig pen. 

He’s feral, okay? Bit civilized thanks to Dadan, Makino and Whitebeard—but still feral. 

He tries to keep standards though. You’re the lady—or so his crewmates say, quickly beating into him what Makino didn’t manage to. If he wants to introduce you to Pops as his girlfriend and keep you on board, he needs to behave properly. So he does. Accidentally giving you a feeling certain…bodily reactions aren’t welcomed around him.

But even if he was more relaxed, it’d still be so awkward that your booty betrayed you in such an intimate moment as cuddling, as you two are sprawled cozy in his bed, slowly dozing off as Ace’s hand wanders along the crevices of your body when he’s embracing you from behind. It’s so silent and peaceful, you’re relaxed and half-awake, so maybe that’s why it has slipped… 

Every cell of your body burns in embarrassment and you tense, expecting him jumping away, making a mean comment or, in general, getting grossed out at demonstration of capabilities of your gastrointestinal system. 

Instead, you hear a chuckle. And then open laugh, loud and shaking the whole bed. Face in the crook of your neck, Ace is almost rolling, spasms of his chest hitting your back and loud howls nearly hurting your ears.

“Thatch’s bean stew is truly something, eh?” He finally chokes out, eyes full of tears. “Damn, baby girl, you’ve almost blown me away…”

You’re still cringing in embarrassment despite his jokes, but he seems to not care at all as he rolls on back, relaxed as if nothing has happened and wiping the tears of laughter off. 

“Damn, we’re finally past that step, no more sneaking out” he muses, pulling you back to him and sighing contently before answering your little mishap in the same, even louder way. “Phew, that was a nice one. Glad I didn't have to hold it all night.”

Yeah, competition for the title of a pig of the year.

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