You know how in Black Butler, when Sebastian fucked that nun the entire place shook and it sounded like a giant was stomping around on earth?
That’s what I imagine sex with Alastor is like. Every single time and you can’t change my mind. Like I hear and see it. Whole house shakes.
Like imagine he’s rutting into you up in his radio tower and the hotel residence are like, “wtf is that?” “Is that an earth quake?” “Quick! Everyone grab something stable!”
Meanwhile it’s just Alastor and his s/o, having some loving time :p
Bonus
Vox watching as his massive monitor set up all fall apart, some of it falling into the void pit that he’s only now regretting having installed into his office. Valentino screeching about all the cameras and expensive wine glasses shattering on the floor. Velvette stumbling around with smeared mascara from the ‘earth quake’ interrupting her makeup routine.
“What the fuck is happening—!?” Velvette roars at Vox.
With one monitor left, Vox switched through the camera feeds and falls upon one he keeps constantly watching that damned hotel. Two silhouettes can be seen from Alastor’s radio tower, the earth quake matching up with every thrust Alastor’s silhouette pushes into yours.
“FUCKING ALASTOR—“
Bonus Bonus
Some high ranking angels in heaven watching the shit show go down in hell:
“is hell really falling?”
“What the heck’s this earth quake?”
“Does anyone see what’s causing this?”
“DAAAAAMMMN RADIO FREAKS A FREAK—“
“Adam please be quiet—“
♥UNDERTALE♥
骨骨骨Sans骨骨骨
I absolutely love this. My heart can take this much cuteness.
he’s soft.
Goldswap frans requested by @flabbagastama
Hello been following you for a little while now and I love your headcanons and imagines. Could I get Sanji with Angst prompt 5 or hurt/comfort prompt 3 please?
Thank you! I hope you enjoy Sanji <3
Sanji x GN Reader SFW Word Count: 419
Walking around with Sanji looking for the many things on his supply list was always an enjoyable afternoon. You’d both grab a nice coffee, some lunch, make a real date of it, enjoying it just being you and him. You loved your crew; it was just nice to have some alone time with the man you loved.
You relished the feeling his larger hand holding yours as you walked side by side down the bustling streets of the island. Going from stand to stand, glancing over everyone’s produce and products. Sanji explaining to the correct way to tell if a melon was ripe as you nodded along.
The one thing you hated and would happen without fail, no matter where you went. He would attract the gaze and attention of others. Many would try and flirt with him even with you stood right there and it enraged you, hurt you when Sanji would just ‘playfully’ flirt back with them.
You were pissed off by the time you got back to the ship. You’d barely said a word to Sanji during the last stretch of your shopping trip. He tried to pry and needle you into replying to him, still you fixed him with a steely gaze.
“What’s wrong?” He asked as he started to set down the bags in the kitchen.
Despite not wanting to be around him right now you didn’t want to shrug your duties and leave him high and dry. Your foul mood shouldn’t interfere with your tasks. You simply refused to look at him.
“Love, please?” He prompted, putting his hands on your shoulders.
“You flirted with them, all of them, while I was right there!” You snapped, surprised how blunt you’d been about it. Just staring into his one visible blue eye.
Sanji sighed, he knew this was coming, it had been something other partners had picked up on in the past too. Taking the bag of potatoes from your hands and set them done. He took your hands in his and brought them closer to his face, kissing along the knuckles as he maintained eye contact.
“It’s a bad habit I never grew out of. I know that’s not a good excuse but it’s why, I used to be a lot worse. I’m trying my best for you my love, I promise.” He kissed your hands once more, holding them gently.
“And you don’twant anyone else?”
“You’re all I want.” Sanji smiled and pulled you against him, you sighed against his chest.
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😂😂😂😂 I'm dying at how good Paps face is.
Have you/can you do H3 with Papyrus? I just think it looks like him after he's just done with Sans and his puns
i know sans has a punchant for terrible jokes, but surely the punchline wasn’t that bad
08/18-23/2024 favs
I cannot believe the awsome, talented, absolute magnificent people I've met through this fandom. Writing FF for Hazbin Hotel has become one of my greatest joys in life, and reading the stories and creations of my fellow friends and idols is something that can brighten my whole week - and we don't gatekeep. So, if you're in search for a good read, here are a few of the SUPER AWSOME people I stalk (and I want to stress - this list is never going to be complete, but I'll try to edit it as there are just SO MANY GODDANG MASTERS out there!) @bapple117 If you love #RadioStatic, you have to read 'Bluest Monday' (completed) and the follow-up 'Say Hello, Wave Goodbye' (WIP) She'll break your heart in the most beautiful way. If you don't fancy that but Alastor is your go-to, then you will want to dive in head-first into "If You Can't Say Somethin' Nice, Don't Say Nothin' At All" (complete). But as before, be ready for a rollercoaster of emotional moments and extremely spicy shenanigans.
@hazelfoureyes Goddess of the smut, Hottest writer in Hell - If you're horny, Hazel has got you covered. Especially her 'The safeword is Radioapple'-Mini-series will make you sweat like a Zumba-Instructor on crack. Be prepared to blush, tremble, die and immediately ressurrect, because yes. She is THAT good.
Clover/corruptedteacups on AO3 With whooping 75 chapters and 300k+ hits, her Fanfic 'The Red means I Love you' is one of the best, most detailed slow-burn-pining-angsty-smutty-will-they-wont-they Masterpieces I've read so far. Alastor is magnificent and I guarantee you'll fall in love with Clover, the bunny who captures the heart of you deerest red demon.
@melodyonthewireless Highly underappreciated (imho), her fic "A Match made in Hell" (WIP) follows her OC Sybil down to hell, into the Hazbin Hotel and consecutively the arms of Alastor - but don't you dare underestimate the pink, harmless looking doe. Sybil's witch powers and her sassy, witty personality is quite the match to the established readio overlord. It's such a read, and the wait between chapters the sweetest agony!
@macabr3-barbi3 She delivers every. single. TIME. Her Short stories and One-Shots are like Pringles - Once you pop, you can't stop. I'm deeply in love with 'Dream a little Dream' (WIP), 'Nothing I can't Handle' (WIP) makes me run for a cold shower and did I mention the countless one-shot-candies that make you mouth water and your toes curl?
@slutforalastor/InconspicuousBosch on AO3 Whether it's the One-Shots on tumblr (omg the PRIEST ALASTOR BIT *fans face*) or the incredible Choose-your-Path-Fic "Say it with a smile" (completed) - you will be both amazed at the artistry of the wording and storybuilding and blushing at the sheer craft of the smut and sexual tension.
@impale-me-radio-daddy Founder of the kink #antlerplay, his series of 'The Lookalike' is steamy, outrageous, utterly magnificent and filthy down to the bones. Be prepared for some serious questioning of your own preferences, because you WILL get some epiphanies. And that's a PROMISE.
@hurthermore Listen. LISTEN. Bimbo is the mini-series that had me on a friggin CHOKEHOLD. It takes a special talent to make one so invested in THE radio demon, gentleman a la carte Alastor believably pining after and pounding a lovable, dumb airhead sinner with a fable for skimpy dresses and leave you at the end wanting for seconds and thirds!
As I said, this is a highly incomplete list, and I'll absolutely edit this list as I go. But I needed to put this out in the world. To all of the above, and all of those which I didn't include YET but most certainly will -
I ADORE YOU, I PRAY AT YOUR FEET, YOU ARE AMAZING BEINGS AND I LOVE YOU.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Thank you so much. I know I probably am not the only one who is going through a loss like mine. Thank you so much for making my day better.
Hello! I'm a new follower of yours and I love all your works. If I could do an emergency request of Sanji helping his S/O through a loss of a parent. I recently lost my mom and some days are better than others but today is really bad. If it hasn't already been asked that is
I am so sorry for your loss, I can't imagine how difficult it is for you :c I hope I can help at least just a little! Sending you hugs!
Character: Sanji Reader: gender neutral CW: mentions of death, grief
-> Needless to say, he knows. He understands.
Sanji wants to create a safe space for you. Space where you decide what brings you comfort, and where you immediately receive it from him. He doesn’t impose anything on you, doesn’t pressure you to talk or to cry. He just is with you, body and thoughts alike.
-> If you need silence, he sits with you, no word spoken, just holding your hand or playing with your hair while cradling you to his chest. If you need to cry, he offers you his shoulder, kisses away your tears and pulls you closer. If you need his warmth, he guides you to rest your head right over his heart, to listen to its calm heartbeat.
-> Doesn’t matter what kind of coping method you chose, Sanji adjusts his rhythm to you and keeps you company. Even if you prefer being alone, he makes sure to keep a watch over you while giving you suitable space. Just in case you would need his assistance or did something unhealthy or dangerous for yourself.
-> He makes sure you don’t succumb into apathy. He nudges you to take care of personal hygiene, to eat and drink, to do your daily activities—at least a few of them. He keeps stimulating you to take action, even if it’s just moving to take a shower and back or solving a crossword.
-> If you want to talk, he listens, doesn’t interrupt you, just lets you pour out the words. If you want a dialogue, he is ready to ask questions about all happy memories you have about your parent. He doesn’t want to add his own trauma to this, but if you ask him questions about his mother, he will answer—in other circumstances he would be hesitant.
-> “Let me take care of you, Y/N. It’s okay to be broken, to cry. I’m here for you, don’t hesitate to call me.”
-> If you agree to this, he will cook you all the comfort food you remember from childhood, especially if your late parent used to cook for you.
As always reblogs/credit are nice but not needed. I take requests on chars and flags.
DON’T TALK TO ME OR MY CAT EVER AGAIN.
(Sorry doomy, i decided to be self indulgent and draw my underfell sona with underfell pap instead. i AM doomy now MWHEHEHEHEHEHEH)
I absolutely love your swapfell gold boys. They are one of my faves. Even though I don't know much about them I think it's still amazing. And they look so good.
🍂A PHOTO OF MY SWAPFELL BOYS🍂
Hi! I'm Rose! Born in '97. I love watching anime and reading manga. I am a gamer girl and love kawaii and japan related things. I'm also a huge undertale fan. I like to write fanfiction. Icon art done by @dragons-are-the-best
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