Was Hazbin Selfcest Week A Little Bit Ago…

Hi Franky! Your Musical May prompts look amazing! Such an interesting idea!! Can I please request Angst 2 or Hurt/Confort 7 with Sanji or *drumroll* Cavendish (I obviusly have a thing for stinky blonde men), please?

Hope you are having a nice day/night whenever you read this <3 thank you!

I haven't written Cavendish before [I don't think] but I had an idea for where I wanted to go with Sanji <3

Sanji x GN Reader SFW Word count: 317

“I’m tired of lying.”

Sanji looked up from where he was cooking, the knife about to slice into the carrot as you spoke, your voice trembling with the weight of those words, the implications that hung heavy in the air with the admittance. He dropped his knife, setting it down before he faced you.

“What do you mean?”

“I’m done, I’m tired, I don’t want this anymore.” You gestured between you both, exasperated he didn’t know exactly what you meant right away, that you had to explain.

You knew it wasn’t his fault, you knew your frustration was driving the wheel of your emotions right now. You stepped further into the kitchen before sitting at the table, your hands clasped together, foot tapping on the floor, anxiety dripping from your posture, the expression on your face, how you couldn’t even look at him right now.

“Us?”

“Yes.”

He took off his apron and sat across from you, he reached out to place a hand on yours, you jerked away at the motion, not wanting to feel his skin on yours. You didn’t want the resolve in your decision to crumble. Sanji sighed, hands flat on the table, a show that he wouldn’t try again, didn’t want to upset you.

“I can’t make excuses for you anymore, not to others and not to myself. You flirt and stare and talk about other people. And you have told me so many times why but Sanji, I’m tired of lying that it’s okay and I understand.” You were close to tears, shutting them tightly trying to control yourself enough to not burst into a sobbing mess in the kitchen.

“I deserve better and that’s why I’m ending this.” He didn’t make a sound, he didn’t even reply, he simply sat there and nodded his head before he realised you couldn’t hear that. “Alright, if that’s what you want..”

“I do.”

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He's so adorable!!!

RAHHHHH saw this and i'm going absolutely feral y'all have no idea how many times i've rewatched this

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The warmest smile <3

I can actually see this being a thing.

If anyone had any wonders about Vox’s clothes

”Every day, he’s got a new format!📞📺”

At least his head is immortal now

I'm currently sick and this made me laugh so hard I'm hacking up a lung

ok what if Vox x cheesy ass lovey-dovey romantic reader???? Like a reader who’s all corny and shit and doing things like holding the door open for him EVERY TIME even if he’s about to grab the handle they’re like NUH UH and yank the door open for him and

“aFtEr yOu, m’LaDy~”

“I’m literally a man.”

“.”

“after you, m’gentleman.”

STOP THIS IS SO CUTE

And they constantly text him shitty pick up lines like

You: are you a fart?

You: cuz you blow me away

Vox: I’m blocking you

Thank you so much. I know I probably am not the only one who is going through a loss like mine. Thank you so much for making my day better.

Hello! I'm a new follower of yours and I love all your works. If I could do an emergency request of Sanji helping his S/O through a loss of a parent. I recently lost my mom and some days are better than others but today is really bad. If it hasn't already been asked that is

I am so sorry for your loss, I can't imagine how difficult it is for you :c I hope I can help at least just a little! Sending you hugs!

EMERGENCY REQUEST - COMFORTING S/O AFTER A LOSS OF A PARENT

Character: Sanji Reader: gender neutral CW: mentions of death, grief

-> Needless to say, he knows. He understands.

Sanji wants to create a safe space for you. Space where you decide what brings you comfort, and where you immediately receive it from him. He doesn’t impose anything on you, doesn’t pressure you to talk or to cry. He just is with you, body and thoughts alike.

-> If you need silence, he sits with you, no word spoken, just holding your hand or playing with your hair while cradling you to his chest. If you need to cry, he offers you his shoulder, kisses away your tears and pulls you closer. If you need his warmth, he guides you to rest your head right over his heart, to listen to its calm heartbeat.

-> Doesn’t matter what kind of coping method you chose, Sanji adjusts his rhythm to you and keeps you company. Even if you prefer being alone, he makes sure to keep a watch over you while giving you suitable space. Just in case you would need his assistance or did something unhealthy or dangerous for yourself.

-> He makes sure you don’t succumb into apathy. He nudges you to take care of personal hygiene, to eat and drink, to do your daily activities—at least a few of them. He keeps stimulating you to take action, even if it’s just moving to take a shower and back or solving a crossword.

-> If you want to talk, he listens, doesn’t interrupt you, just lets you pour out the words. If you want a dialogue, he is ready to ask questions about all happy memories you have about your parent. He doesn’t want to add his own trauma to this, but if you ask him questions about his mother, he will answer—in other circumstances he would be hesitant.

-> “Let me take care of you, Y/N. It’s okay to be broken, to cry. I’m here for you, don’t hesitate to call me.”

-> If you agree to this, he will cook you all the comfort food you remember from childhood, especially if your late parent used to cook for you.

suga looks so pretty 😍

When I showed a picture of Sans to my 9 year old cousin, he said, “He looks like the marshmallow man from Ghostbusters.” My 6 year old cousins agreed wholeheartedly. amalfnwpnsfurhwk i lost my shit over it

I got Red on my first try! I'm so happy!

Happy Valentine’s Day, you guys. ;D 

I’d actually meant for this to be a Halloween quiz way back when, so pretend the two Halloween questions are a little more relevant lmao.  I liked them too much to take them out, though.  

I did the quiz a few times to test it, picking different answers.  The first time, I went through pretty honestly and I got Blackberry, so that was new.  And the second time, I picked my second choices, and I got Papyrus. The third time, I got Mutt!  

Lemme know who you guys get!