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I´m in class and everything I can think is this

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Ultimate Yuri Anime List (ver. 1.0)

I will try to update it when I find something worth mentioning.

Very Yuri:

Pretty much self explanatory - shows that either shove gay in your face or make it impossible to claim it isn’t gay.

Adachi and Shimamura (Adachi to Shimamura)

It’s coming later this year (October 2020 if I’m not mistaken), so you gonna have to wait for it a bit. I decided to include it anyway, cause I want more people to know about it ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Sweet Blue Flowers (Aoi Hana)

I’m not a big fan of it (be it anime or manga), but many people liked it, so give it a shot.

Bloom Into You (Yagate Kimi Ni Naru)

(*￣3￣)╭  ヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ

Blue Drop

This thing… oh, Gods, this thing… It’s overall a good anime, but you’re not gonna like the ending. 

Citrus

Don’t overthink this. Just go with the flow. Wish it had more seasons, tho, cause manga gets way better later. There’s still hope, I guess.

Flip Flappers

Amazing show, but be wary of this one episode that will scare the living hell out of you. 

Fragtime

The movie came out this year, I think. Personally I liked manga better. 

Destiny of the Shrine Maiden  (Kannazuki no Miko)

It’s considered classic among your fans, but being honest with you I goddamn hated it. That one guy getting in the way was infuriating. 

Kase-san and Morning Glories (Asagao to Kase-san)

Why suffer with Annoying Dude Getting In The Way Of OTP, when you can watch Kase-san instead? It’s everything you need from yuri anime. It’s fluffy, warm and just *chef’s kiss* (ᵔᴥᵔ)

Liz and the Blue Bird (Liz to Aoi Tori)

I love this movie. I’m in love with it’s visuals, music, story, everything. Would recommend having tissue box somewhere near.

Maria+Holic

You shouldn’t watch this unless you’re thick-skinned asshole who’s really hard to offend (like me), cause you will definitely not enjoy this. It’s this coarse satire that should be watched without doing much thinking. Has some great OP/ED songs.  

Miss Kobayashi Dragon Maid (Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon)

This would be awesome IF ONLY some plot points didn’t exist. You should give it a try, cause main couple has really great domestic lesbians theme going on, BUT there’re some problematic things. So just lets pretend that some things in this show never happened. Yeah.

Netsuzou Trap -NTR- 

Seen the show, read manga and with every second watched and every page red I kept asking myself why the fuck am I doing this to myself. It’s like “everything wrong with yuri in anime/manga” in one title. 

Revolutionary Girl Utena: The Adolescence of Utena (Shoujo Kakumei Utena: Adolescence Mokushiroku)

Will turn your brain into pudding when you try to figure out wtf is going on. And where those cars come from. And why is there a car wash… But unlike it’s predecessor (show Utena) it doesn’t fuck around and straight up gives you The Gay.  

Rin: Daughters of Mnemosyne (Mnemosyne: Mnemosyne no Musume-tachi)

Gore. Long episodes - 45min each. Dark. Still have to finish this, so I can’t tell you more for now.

Sakura Trick

They kiss a lot. A Lot.

Whispered Words (Sasameki Koto)

It’s fun to watch, but sadly ends right before the story really kicks in. Manga is better, but it’s still worth to watch, preferably before reading manga.

Izetta: The Last Witch (Shuumatsu no Izetta)

Very gay gals flying on huge guns.  

Strawberry Panic!

It’s a classic. It’s this bunch of overly dramatic lesbians locked together in a catholic school. If you grew up on telenovelas like me, you gonna love it. 

Love To-LIE-Angle (Tachibanakan Triangle)

Episodes that last about 3 min and make it nearly impossible to see anything. But it’s very ecchi. And very gay. There’s also a manga.

Yuri Kuma Arashi

Some people hate it, some people love it. I’m the latter. It’s very abstract, but I really enjoyed it. You gonna like it if you liked Utena. 

YuruYuri

（╯°□°）╯TOSHINO KYOKO!!!! First 2 seasons are comedic gold, then it’s less funny since other studio has taken over, but it’s still funny show to watch when you have a bad day. 

Schrodinger Yuri:

Couples/characters who are kinda vague about being gay, but there’s high chance they are (or are confirmed elsewhere). 

El Cazador de la Bruja

taco,taco, taco-su oiishi taco-su iketeru taco-su a Ami-igo ta-co-su ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ  Aside from that goddamn song that will imprint itself on your brain for eternity, this show has one of the healthiest yuri couple in whole anime world. 

If My Favorite Pop Idol Made It to the Budokan, I Would Die (Oshi ga Budoukan Ittekuretara Shinu)

Silly show with dramatic lesbian screaming about her love for a girl from Idol group. Because of some plot point I’m not really sure if it’s the romantic kind of love, however.

Konohana Kitan 

This is one of my favorite shows out there. There’s a lot of myths and folklore stories and I, for one, love it.  

Maria Watches over Us (Maria-sama ga Miteru)

Listen, this is classic. It has all that all-girls catholic school where apparently everyone is gay for their senpais. No kisses or anything (some lewd h*nd h*lding at most), but it was 2004 and some of you weren’t ever born yet. Gays had it harder back then. Still it’s borderline impossible not to see them as a very lesbian lesbians.

Mikagura School Suite (Mikagura Gakuen Kumikyoku)

This show is.. fine. It’s okay. You gonna watch it and forget about it the same day.

Ms. vampire who lives in my neighborhood (Tonari no Kyuuketsuki-san)

Cute show about a school girl and vampire girl living together. it’s just fun to watch.

New Game!

This thing is borderline “will queerbait you into oblivion”, but there’re some things that I find difficult to dismiss as just platonic gals beint absolutely not in love pals. Also I wish there was some all-women game dev company, I’d sell my soul to work there.  

Princess Principal

Steampunk lesbians! YEAH!

Puella Magi Madoka Magica

Magical Girl: Prepare to Cry Edition. This is a must-watch, but prepare yourself for existential crisis and crying your eyeballs out. Homura is the best! 

Revolutionary Girl Utena (Shoujo Kakumei Utena)

Less mindfucky than Adolescence Mokushiroku, but at the same time, they are more shy with Utena and Anthy being in love with each other. A lot of sword fighting, BADASS sword fighting.  

Sabagebu!

This is so dumb that it stops being dumb and become funny instead. Not much of yuri action, but you have girls with guns, so I know at least some of you will be interested ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Saki

Mahjong Lesbians

Violet Evergarden Side Story: Eternity and the Auto Memory Doll (Violet Evergarden Gaiden: Eien to Jidou Shuki Ningyou)

Being able to put Violet Evergarden movie on a goddamn YURI list is like a dream. There’s no real gay couple or anything, but Violet goes to all-girls school and makes everyone question their sexuality. In the book it’s confirmed that Isabella is in love with Violet, so it’s the only reason it’s not on the “will queerbait you into oblivion list”. Nevertheless, first half is so fucking gay that I have no words to describe it. The other half is your typical “I can’t see cause I’m crying” Violet Evergarden. 

Will queerbait you into oblivion:

Supergirl/Once Upon a Time of anime…

Amanchu!

The level of queerbait this show pulled should be illegal.

Sound! Euphonium (Hibike! Euphonium)

Do I even have to say anything?

Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost

The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.

The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.

The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.

The “get stuff done while you wait” method.

The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.

The “break the task into smaller steps” method.

The “treat yourself like a pet” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.

The “put on a persona” method.

The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.

The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.

The “wait for a trigger” method.

The “do it for your future self” method.

The “might as well” method.

The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.

The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.

The “make it easy” method.

The “junebugging” method.

The “just show up” method.

The “accept when you need help” method.

The “make it into a game” method.

The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.

The “trick yourself” method.

The “break it into even smaller steps” method.

The “let go of should” method.

The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.

The “fork theory” method.

The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.

My parents are super homophobes and I just heard my sister sing “I kissed a girl and I liked it” I think maybe I´m not alone

sooo Stockholm Syndrome has no actual psychological basis and it's just a myth used to discredit victims (usually women)?

Solar said no to men 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

like dying

TOH FAM… HOW WE FEELING…..

this took me way too long to make, but i’ll make a pt II and include more characters. comment if you want anyone in particular!

personally, i’m a mix of julia and devineaux ( i lov lov lov ancient history, i might do it for uni, and i can’t drive to save my life.)

what are you? comment below!