Aplacemadeforleaving

Actual footage of me finding out about the Kevin duology:

the wrong people in this world are unlearning shame

nothing in my mind except neil josten doing those gimmicky interviews

lie detector interview? he lies flawlessly. they ask him what team he’s on to test it and he says the trojans. the needle doesn’t move. no one knows what to do

answering the internet’s most googled question? neil doesn’t give away shit. (“what is neil jostens favorite hobby?” “lying to cops”) every question is answered with some version of your mother or an anecdote about something illegal

hot wings but neil and kevin do it versus each other. it quickly devolves into psychological warfare. neil adds hot sauce to kevin’s wing when he’s not looking

neil takes a buzzfeed which exy player are you the most like and when he gets riko he just walks out

literally any gimmicky pr stunt just dissolves into chaos

Saw this on the dash, jumped for joy, passed out, woke up, got a nosebleed, jumped for joy again, climbed the wall, lay flat on my face and sobbed

ADAM PARRISH THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU

A very mermay kevaaron

you’ve got a thing for controversial teams, I think, but I like this one much better than the last one!

babe are u okay ur crying about closeness lines over time by olivia de recat again

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

sexually frustrated? no you misunderstood i am SPORTS frustrated ahahaah. god my team sucks