Sylvia Plath

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over

congratulations to kevin day for being the aftg character who most gets cussed out with traditionally gender-nonconforming insults. drama queen, scathing diva, insufferable bitch. first male victim of misogyny

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

somewhere a 13 year old girl just had the thought "i wish i was born a boy" for the very first time

Saw this on the dash, jumped for joy, passed out, woke up, got a nosebleed, jumped for joy again, climbed the wall, lay flat on my face and sobbed

can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical

My 2 fav book genres are: what the fuck richard and what the fuck andrew

one of my fav bits of canon dialogue from book 1

My son 😫🙏

i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe