Everything Looks Like A Nail When You've Got A Hammer And Every Song Is Actually About The Character

"that doesn't mean i wouldn't blow you" is an iconic confession for a lot of reasons but i love that andrew obviously picked his wording so so carefully there to avoid admitting any feelings involved and then neil's demisexual ass just totally bypasses that and he responds saying "you like me." WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT ANDREW WAS TRYING TO AVOID ADMITTING.

While some people are afraid of "monsters" under the bed, someone is taming them.🐾

congratulations to kevin day for being the aftg character who most gets cussed out with traditionally gender-nonconforming insults. drama queen, scathing diva, insufferable bitch. first male victim of misogyny

one of the most fucked up aspects of being an adult is really how life-goes-on everything is. like you can be dealing with the most fucked up trauma-drama-grief and still have to sleep and eat food to survive and like. poop. pooping while you're really sad shouldn't be a thing but it is. we don't have a say in the matter. life goes on

A Grief Observed, C.S. Lewis

they need to invent smudge proof glasses cause i am so tired of it

this fucking sucks I’m going to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] sacrifice myself to a sentient forest and become its hand and eyes

exy, trauma, repeat.

POV: You and your evil associates devote enormous time and effort to intimidating your adversary, complete with menacing black outfits, synchronised gestures, and cutting words... but it all fails because your adversary is in fact stoned out of his gourd and burbling Broadway tunes at you.