To Be Honest Shit Lately Has Me Hugging Everyone Goodbye Longer And Laughing Harder And Putting On Music

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

May the 4th be with you!

dad wymack

sometimes I think I don’t like myself but if i’m being honest that’s not true. I don’t like some things that happened to me and I don’t like that I have to deal with the aftermath of them but I am always trying my hardest and I’m still here and I’m great for that. I think I don’t give myself enough credit for that

It was April 24th, St. Mark’s Eve. ✨

Happy TRC Day to those who celebrate!

crazy how I think I'm not brave enough to do some things and then I just go and get them done. and it's always like this

the wrong people in this world are unlearning shame

nothing in my mind except neil josten doing those gimmicky interviews

lie detector interview? he lies flawlessly. they ask him what team he’s on to test it and he says the trojans. the needle doesn’t move. no one knows what to do

answering the internet’s most googled question? neil doesn’t give away shit. (“what is neil jostens favorite hobby?” “lying to cops”) every question is answered with some version of your mother or an anecdote about something illegal

hot wings but neil and kevin do it versus each other. it quickly devolves into psychological warfare. neil adds hot sauce to kevin’s wing when he’s not looking

neil takes a buzzfeed which exy player are you the most like and when he gets riko he just walks out

literally any gimmicky pr stunt just dissolves into chaos