OOOOH MY SHAYLA 😭😭😭

gagging you with our red string of fate to shut you up for one fucking second

Give that character a big nose. Give that character freckles. Give that character moles. Give them dimples give them acne give them big eyebrows give them a tooth gap give them eyebags please its good for them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its enrichment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the best yaoi is written by straight men who don't know they're writing yaoi and the best yuri is written by lesbian women who want to inflict you with a brain disorder

it’s genuinely so funny that im alive and this is what im doing

sorry. i’m all booked up.

dad wymack

Have that pathetic crying session. It will save you

While some people are afraid of "monsters" under the bed, someone is taming them.🐾

i feel like kevin has aura but not rizz. like from afar, he's the most charismatic man of all time. picture-perfect smile. hot. tall. athletic. charming. confident. but when you get to know him he's like. a pathetic princess loser. he hates waking up early. he isn't impressed with a maserati. he regularly drowns himself in vodka. all he cares about is stickball. what an icon.