Ignoring Your Posts About Reblogging/tagging Etiquette Because I Was Here In 2017 And Ignored It Back

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOB

i had a dream that the new Lingo was “big yeet” and it meant something like “mood and i hate it”

Prophetic

The fun thing about speedrunning is that you can respond to literally any piece of information about a video game in any context whatsoever with “implications for the speedrun?” and there’s a non-zero chance that’s actually a cogent question.

the catboys i signed for my all-catboy baseball team dont know what baseball is and theyre actively loudly sobbing whenever they miss a swing and whenever they dive to catch a ball it bonks them on the head and they go "uweh" and our pitcher closes his eyes whenever he throws because hes scared and we're beating every other team in the league

Soda Pop: A highly carbonated soda drink. It can be used to restore 50 HP to a single Pokémon.