Idk Why Suddenly My Mind Discovered That Renfaires Are Such A "safer" Place To Explore Therian Gear.

"why would you WANT to be called it/its" why does anyone want to do anything. stop thinking so hard just live

*Pat pat pat* :3

EHHEHHEHEHE YIPPIE

(Evil laugh)

Little did they know..

I was creature.

THE creature.

how it feels to know youre being annoying but not being able to stop

The orbs plague me

a wall of motherboards ,,,, she's so beautiful

The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.

"Therians don't actually identify as animals" shut the fuck up.

Argemia! In a skirt!!