31 posts
Dude this is the worst, my aunt had to give me her old pill bottle that I could actually open
Do I understand the importance of child safety locks on medication caps? Yes.
Is it also a unique kinda fucked that the cap on my arthritis medication is VERY difficult to open? Also yes.
you might have been on this earth for _____ amount of time as a disabled person but you will never know yourself better than a middle age person trying to cure your disabilities
I just walked up to my sister and said “I need you to listen to me very carefully. I am currently surviving on 1 ibuprofen 1 Tylenol, the spite to be more educated than my dad, and the spite to not kill myself before my dad does. Do not speak to me”
She handed me a popsicle
Odyxdio fanart I just finished after learning about the ship
Readers may ask, are you really using Chuuya being self conscious about not having bottom surgery as a transition into sex, and to that I say, yes fuck you
Planning on making these characters into a webcomic or something in that area, trying to see what people think. Their names are Elijah (in the blue) and Cyrus (in the red).
Yea so Ody is finally home and he’s with his wife and son. It’s all cool and fun. But hold on. Can you imagine how HORRIFYING Odysseus and his family must be to other Royals now?
Here is a king that fought monsters, witches, slaughtered most of the male Nobles in his kingdom. FOUGHT POSEIDON AND MADE HIM BEG FOR MERCY!
And worst of all, he is crazy smart. So negotiating or trying to make deals with Odysseus must be the most horrifying thing in existence at the time. You can’t threaten him, you can’t negotiate a better position than him, you can only just sit there and smile as you pray you don’t accidentally offend him.
Oh and that’s not all, If Penelope also dislikes you, you’re f***ed. Because Odysseus fought a war for 10 years over an oath. Imagine what he would do if someone tried something with his wife… OH WAIT, we don’t have to. He SLAUGHTERED them! And she might not even need him to.
She is from Sparta and by Odysseus own words JUST AS SMART AS HIM. The main reason she didn’t go out and fight those nobles/kick them out is because of the laws of hospitality (which are enforced by Zeus). But with her god piercer husband, she doesn’t need to be so polite anymore. And she held the kingdom together for 20 years! She knows how to handle business. So yea, don’t mess with her either.
And his kid? He’s a warrior of the mind now! Who has the favor of ATHENA! WHO in a very short time learned how to fight. Going from losing a fist fight, to fighting dozens of men who only overwhelmed him because he got TIRED of kicking their asses! He has ATHENA on his side as his best friend. Dont even try
Point is The Ithaca royal family is a f***ing nightmare to deal with now.
how athena everybody feels listening to telemachus in "we'll be fine"
Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁
This has to be the most beautiful Inej art I’ve ever seen
[THE WRAITH]
When a punk boy with fluffy hair lays his head on your shoulder and says “you smell good” is when you know you’ve won in life lmao
Tonight’s vibe is having your first kiss while listening to I Love You Like An Alcoholic by The Taxpayers
How tf am I so down bad for this person I JUST FUCKING MET THREE WEEKS AGO?! I’m usually more sensible than this! Why is this person so hot and sweet and oh my fucking god! They’re such a flirt too! Why do I like them wtf??!!!
Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr
literally everyone
Please reblog so I can make this happen
Hungover in the City of Dust by Autoheart
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
ALL THE GAYS REBLOG THIS LETS SEE HOW FAR OR TUMBLR THIS GETS
since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...
Reblog if your moots are just the best people to exist
Atsushi is so criminally underrated as a protagonist. Not only does he have a sick design, he has similar ideals to many other protagonists but gets shit for it just because characters like Dazai and Chuuya steal the show. Not only that, he’s actually funny and a very interesting character.
Top funniest Atsushi lines
Athena is the member at family gatherings who is somehow the most responsible but will also help you throw down verbally or physically against anyone she sees as fit for punishment
goddess of wisdom, master of war
The way most kids would love this shows that she’s the best aunt
She's still getting used to being an aunt
The way an entire dark Atsushi fic popped into my head
bon apetit atsushi
The way this isn’t an exaggeration is the perfect summary of bad
Souheki having entire convos in their minds