This Is All My Fault

people often think i'm doing it for the bit but unfortunately i Am the type of guy who just says shit like "pray tell" and "indeed" and "naught but the human heart can hope to capture the moon's beauty" (that was actually about my shitty phone camera) and nobody really knows what to do when they hear those words come out of my mouth. myself included.

MY JEANS TORE RIGHT BELOW THE CROTCH MID-MARCHING BAND GIG. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.

Now I have to go home and change jeans with the knowledge that I considered wearing my brand new jeans today before ultimately deciding not to because my old ones would be fine.

My favorite recent conspiracy theory has been "The Russian invasion of Ukraine is a ploy so Russia can finally join NATO"

Just finished watching Season 2 of Good Omens. My reaction can be summed up with a single Crowley quote — “I am having a MOMENT here.”

I hate how in character it was for Aziraphale to take the Metatron’s offer to replace Gabriel. I think everyone but Aziraphale knew that there was no way in Hell that Crowley would ever want to be an angel again. Aziraphale wants nothing more than to do good and make the world a better place. And while Crowley doesn’t exactly want the world to end, he doesn’t want to be beholden to the whims of Heaven or Hell either. He just wants to run away with Aziraphale — whether that’s to London or Alpha Centauri doesn’t matter, so long as it’s him and Aziraphale together.

I also just want to say that Gabriel — I mean Jim — and Beelzebub came so far out of left field but I am HERE for it. I also appreciate that that was one of the things that gave Crowley the confidence to make his move. And boy what a move. That was honestly such an in character way for Crowley to do it — and it had to be Crowley to make that move. Aziraphale definitely wouldn’t have the confidence to be THAT bold about it.

Lastly, that CLIFFHANGER. The Metatron just casually dropping that Aziraphale is going to be preparing for the Second Coming. Once the strikes are over, I will be waiting on the edge of my seat for S3 to come out. I’m not so sure Aziraphale can truly carry out the Second Coming — not with how much love he’s developed for Earth. I can’t wait to find out how THAT turns out.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but as a creator -

I am fine with "the audience" -

downloading my fics

printing my fics

copy/pasting or screenshotting my fics

sharing your saved copy of my fics with anyone else who might want them in the unlikely but never impossible case that my fics are no longer available on ao3

making a book of my fic(s) and running your fingers across the pages while lovingly whispering my precioussss

doing these things with anything I create for fandom, such as meta, headcanons, au nonsense like 'texts from the brodinsons,' etc

I am not fine with "the audience"

doing any of the above with the purpose/intent of plagiarizing my work or passing it off as their own in any capacity

feeding my work into ai for any reason whatsoever

Save the fandom things. Preserve the fandom things. Respect the fandom things.

Enjoy the fandom things.

EMERYVILLE, CA—Announcing that the beloved widower from Up would return to screens this weekend, Pixar Animation Studios confirmed Tuesday that its newest short film featured Carl Fredricksen finally ready to fuck everything in sight. “Fans flocking to movie theaters to see Elemental this weekend will also be treated to a brief sequel to Up in which Carl embarks on a whole new adventure: attempting to have sex with anything and anyone with a heartbeat,” said Pete Docter, Pixar’s chief creative director, who unveiled a trailer for the short in which the elderly character is seen at a nightclub making out with a woman half his age, while his faithful canine companion, Dug, calls out, “My master is horny!”

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I just had a discussion with my friend about fanfiction and how we tend to assume that women are the writers without any actual proof. Then I said, hey, I know fanfiction written by gay and trans dudes. But then I remembered, wait, I think I know one writer who just must be cis het based on his work. Anyway, all writers, be honest, who are you?

Please reblog if you're interested in the results.

Mario Movie 2 subplot? 👀

Every few months I think to myself "what exactly is Wario and waluigi's relationship. They're not brothers so what are they" and I check the wiki and it doesn't say their connection