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Translation?:

1: the bisexuals when the doctor prescribes antibiotics

2: *casual conversation* You: The problem is, you're monolingual

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

Then now you are.

huhhhh... ykw, im bored and my lore isnt getting progressed anytime soon.

500 notes and ill tell you guys what i had planned for my lore.

1000 notes and ill tell you guys the plot of a fnaf fanfiction im (meant to be) writing

1500 notes and ill release the first (currently unedited) chapter here.

2000 notes and ill actually continue writing it.

uh no time limit im bored eternally (thanks, adhd) so just. go for it.

ayooo guys it works

Pro tip: Tumblr has removed the menu option for the color yellow but not the color itself. You can go back to a previous yellow post, edit it and copy a yellow letter to use yellow again in a new post, just be sure to hit your left arrow key to go back into the yellow section of the text after pasting. Good luck.

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

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You know it becomes very clear when people on this website just hate when people relate to a post and talk about a separate but related thing. Like oh noo another trans person said ‘oh haha Ive experienced a similar thing’ to your post. Are you gonna cry and have a whole mental breakdown bc someone is sharing an experience and is trying to connect with other trans people? Gonna piss your pants maybe?

rb if your blog is not at all a safe space for these red flags

(image: dreamsexual, zoophilia, p3d0philia/maps, alt map)

FYI the red-yellow flag is AAM aka adult-attracted minors. Same effects as a MAP.

mutuals do this!!!!

I'm literally Espero irl

Character references I've put up for ArtFight this year.

Link to my profile here if you wanna go attack me lol-

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