Why Does Sleep Have To Be So Annoying To Get

For those of you reading my wattpad, there'll probably be no update this week, had a bit of writers block. :)

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Tumblr ppl who read my wattpad book...

do you want a list of the non canon characters in the book that are based off my friends/their ocs?

Theres quite a few

Oh also you get two extra chapters this week cus i had a burst of creativity, have fun

hello there you amazing hooman

could you do a part 2 of the Shapshifter!reader and the group watching Deuce play sport?

i loved it so much and somehow you know me/y/n is very chaotic. but in this part 2 its the next day and y/n FINALLY sat through her whole detention because Deuce asked her too. then they are all hanging out in the common room area and heath is teasing y/n for only doing detention for Deuce.

Part 2 to this

THANKS SM FOR THE REQUEST! So like warning: Heath is kinda an ass because I wasn't sure how exactly to write it nyways hope you enjoy!

POV: Shapeshifter!Reader finally serving her detentions because deuce asked her to.

The gang- minus Y/n- sat in the common room, chatting amongst themselves.

“So, uh- where’s Y/n?” Clawdeen asked, glancing around the common room.

“Oh, she’s uh- in detention.” Deuce shrugged glancing down at his phone.

“Wait- What? Why? She hates detention.” Draculaura questioned.

“Yeah- she would never willingly do a detention if she could get out of it.” Clawdeen added.

“It’s true, she once tried to fake a drowning to get Headmistress Bloodgood to feel pity for her and remove her detention- that landed her extra detentions.” Frankie pointed out.

“Oh- well, I asked her to.” Deuce shrugged.

“Why?” Heath asked.

“So, she doesn’t get another one, she’s racked up about seventeen already,” Deuce said, looking down at his phone as it vibrated.

“How?” Draculaura asked.

“By skipping them,” Deuce said.

“Detentions should’ve ended an hour ago though, why isn’t she here yet?” Frankie asked.

As if summoned, a very exhausted-looking Y/n walked through the common room door.

“I just did- seventeen hours’ worth of detentions.” She gasped, wiping soot off of her cheek.

“Are you okay?” Draculaura asked.

“No! They made me do hard labour!” She exclaimed, moving to sit between Heath and Deuce, moving to lay her head on his lap “Did you know this school has a dragon? Cause I didn’t, not even like just a student, an actual fire breathing dragon and I had to bloody take care of it!”

Deuce moved his hands to play with her very messy hair as she ranted about how making students do hard labour should be illegal.

“I hate you for making me do that.” She hissed, crossing her arms.

“Would you rather get more detentions?” He asked.

“Yes, I would simply just… not serve them.” She said, “I only did it because you asked me to.”

“Aww, would you do anything because Deuce asked?” Heath teased.

“Heath, I am not too tired to extinguish you.” She threatened.

“You wouldn’t dare,” Heath said.             

“Believe me, I would.” She hissed.

“But Deuce wouldn’t like that.” “Heath stop talking.” Deuce said as Y/n slowly sat up.

“That’s it.” She hissed, turning herself into a lion.

Heath screamed, running out of the common room, Y/n chasing after him.

“Miss L/n! No trying to murder your classmates!” Mr Komos yelled.

“Ugh! Fuck off!” She yelled.

“Do you want another detention?” “Sure, you can’t make me take it!”                         

So y'all know how Dracula is a count right? That means that technically since Draculaura is his daughter she'd be a Viscountess. Clawdeen and Frankie are just casually hanging out with royalty.

IT'S OUT

Heheheheh Chapter 19: Mystery of the gorgon and the Siren will be out tomorrow 😀

trying to get a MINOR to write smut and trying to read smut about a MINOR are already insane things to do separately. bros trying to speedrun pedophilia rn.

fr bros tryna win the pedophilia world record

Acc nvm I changed my mind, I'll put it out like nowish...

You guys may hate me for this chapter

Heheheheh Chapter 19: Mystery of the gorgon and the Siren will be out tomorrow 😀

HEY GUYS I THINK I HAVE A PEANUT ALLERGY!

(three guesses how i found out)

ANYWAYS HERES SUMN I SAID TO MY FRIEND:

'Think if i eat this entire bag of peanuts i'll go into anaphylactic shock?'

SHE'S ACTING LIKE IM SO CONCERNING FOR WANTING TO DO THAT

PEANUTS ARE YUMMY BROSKI

Anyways pls play monster high music at my funeral

ich werde dich töten.

Du bist Blind

*Du bist blind. No capital letter.

Und du bist eine blindes doofes Fach.

Du musst in ein Feuer sterben.

Ich bin nicht blind. Fich dich.

@nightwhisper14

u r a rat

nein, DU bist eine Ratte