Hey Could You Please Do A Fem!human Reader X Deuce An Them Meeting? Like She Was Chasing Around Her Baby
Hey could you please do a fem!human reader x deuce an them meeting? Like She was chasing around her baby cousin in a store, deuce for some reason was in the human world or something else is fine too
A/n: TY SM FOR THE REQUEST ANON, sorry for the lack of oneshots as of late, I've just been busy with exams and more focused on my wattpad book. I don't know if this is exactly what you had in mind or how good this is but oh well. Hope you enjoy!
Pov: Deuce meeting Human!reader in the shops when she's babysitting her cousin
“Get back here!” A voice rang out as a group of hooded people entered the store.
“Should we really all be going in here together? I feel like this may be suspicious.” Draculaura whispered.
“No, we’ll be fine,” Clawdeen reassured “Just… maybe we should split up to get the stuff we need.”
The group nodded, everyone splitting up, Deuce and Heath as one group and Clawdeen, Draculaura and Frankie as another.
“So, what exactly are we getting?” Heath asked Deuce, looking down the aisles.
“Human snacks or something.” Deuce shrugged; he’d already forgotten what had been hastily scribbled down on the paper Clawdeen had taken with them.
The two monsters walked through an aisle; Deuce however paused when he heard the same voice yell once again.
“Cockroach I swear if you don’t get back here right this minute, I’ll-”
The voice faded out as a child's giggle replaced it.
“Gotcha!” The voice exclaimed “Ow you little-”
A child rushed past Heath and Deuce, running through the aisle until a girl with H/c hair and s/c skin, appeared at the other side, blocking the child from running out of the aisle.
“Haha! Caught you!” The girl grinned, lifting the child up.
The child grumbled as the girl brought them back to their trolley, sitting them inside with their shopping, gently adjusting a scarf around the child’s neck and the jacket on the childs back.
Deuce hadn’t even realised he had been staring at the human until Heath nudged him.
“Dude, you’re staring,” Heath whispered.
“I am?” Deuce asked. “Yeah, and you still are.” Heath responded, “You know you could just be… less creepy and talk to her.”
“Really?”
“Yeah… just try not to turn her to stone… or let her know you’re a, y’know, gorgon.” Heath whispered.
Deuce rolled his eyes before slowly making his way towards the girl.
“Okay Onyx, if I buy one of these for five dollars, and one of these for six dollars, how much will that cost me?” The girl asked the child, holding up two packets.
“Ten dollars!” The child exclaimed.
“Close, now add one.” She corrected.
“Eleven!”
“Yes! Good job.” She smiled, putting the packets into the trolley “And- if I hand the cashier a twenty dollar note how much change can I expect?” The child counted on their fingers.
“Nine!”
“Good job kid!” She grinned.
Just as the girl was about to move the trolley, Deuce tapped her on the shoulder.
“Uh- excuse me… miss?” He said.
She turned around.
“Oh! Hello! Did I drop something?” She asked, taking a quick glance at the trolley.
“Uh no-”
“Did you drop something?” She asked.
“No-”
“Did Onyx steal something of yours? Because I swear, I told them to stop… it’s just kind of in their nature.”
“No- uh- Onyx didn’t steal anything.” “Oh- is there some weird monster thing I should know about?” She asked.
“No- wait what?” “You’re a monster, aren’t you? I saw you walk in with the others.” She said simply, moving her trolley, Deuce quickly following behind.
“Yes, but how-”
“My cousin here is one too, half one but still a monster.” The girl shrugged.
“Oh.”
“So let me guess, the purple haired one is a half-wolf, the pink one is a vampire, the blueish one is a… mix of something, the guy you were with is uh- something related to fire, and you… judging by the hat, the small amount of hair I can see and the glasses… are a gorgon.” The girl stated, calmly continuing with her shopping.
“That is surprisingly accurate.” Deuce said in surprise.
“I know.”
“So, what about you?” Deuce asked.
“What about me?” She asked.
“What kind of monster are you? Siren? Nymph? Fairy?”
The girl gave a dry laugh.
“Uh I’m flattered but no, I am not a monster, I’m from the half of the family without monster blood.”
“Huh, really? Because I was going to guess goddess next.”
“Is this your way of flirting?” She asked.
“Depends. Is it working?”
“No. But that could change.”
“Oh? How so?”
“Well, you flatter me enough, it might just start to work.” The girl smirked.
“Hm, well if you’re not a goddess, perhaps a demi-goddess.”
“Ha!” The girl laughed “You’re funny. Although as likely as it is, and as much I wish it were true, no, just an ordinary human.”
Deuce’s brows furrowed for a moment.
“Well then, Aphrodite must’ve been kind to you.”
“Why thank you.”
“So, what do you mean by ‘It’s likely you’re a demi-god’?” Deuce asked.
“Uh, never met my dad, mother died when I was little, grew up with Onyx’s mother, plenty of room there for godliness.”
“Oh. I’m sorry.” The gorgon said.
“Hey, it’s okay, I’m over it.” The girl shrugged “The only downside is now I’m stuck babysitting this little cockroach.”
Deuce smiled, watching the girl ruffle her cousin’s hair causing smoke to blow from their nose.
“So, you gonna tell me your name?” He asked.
“Not unless you give me yours.”
“I’m Deuce.”
“Y/n.” The girl smiled holding her hand out.
Deuce shook her hand.
When they pulled their hands away, Y/n opened her mouth to say something but was disrupted when Onyx started to whine.
“Y/nnn I’m hungry.” The child whined.
Y/n rolled her eyes, pulling a chocolate bar out of her pocket.
“Y/nnn I’m bored.” The child whined; mouth full of chocolate.
“Here’s my phone now shut up cockroach.” Y/n hissed, shoving her phone into her cousin’s hands.
Deuce had to stifle a laugh at the interaction.
“Don’t you start.” She groaned before holding her palm out “Give me your phone.” Deuce complied, giving the girl his phone, she quickly typed something in it, before handing it back.
“I should be going, but uh- text me sometime.” She smiled before walking off.
He looked down at his phone with a soft smile at the contact name.
‘The best siren/nymph/fairy/goddess’
“Nice going dude.” Heath said, coming up behind him and looking at the gorgons phone.
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HIIIYYAAA!!! its me again i bloody L O V E D the messing around b4 class one you did.
(for this one Deuce and Y/N are already together and she is a shapeshifter) if you arent busy or anything like that a cute thing I thought of was Deuce, Y/N, Heath, Clawdeen, Drac, Frankie, etc all chilling in a chill room or common room during free period or on a weekend messing around and having fun and just laughing about dumb crap. Then Komos walks past and Y/N uses her piers to turn into him and yells out something funny to him just to mess with him but he knows its her which causes everyone to laugh again.
Just another weird thought/concept I thought of!!!
Luv ya💚🖤
A/n: Thank you for the request! Idk how I did but I tried to fulfil it, hope you enjoy, love ya!
POV: Shapeshifter!Y/n and the group messing around in their free period.
Y/n rested her head on Deuces shoulder, his hand wrapped around her shoulders, happily joking around with their friends as the group threw a small rubber ball around the room.
“Okay, okay, do Headmistress Bloodgood.” Clawdeen said as Y/n playfully rolled her eyes and straightened herself up.
She closed her eyes, focusing on Headmistress Bloodgood’s basic appearance and features, turning herself into an exact replica of her.
“My goodness children, have you been breaking rules?” She says her voice almost exactly matching Headmistress Bloodgood’s.
“Draculaura!” She yelled suddenly causing Draculaura to jump “Have you been doing witchcraft? That is so horrible, how dare you be doing something so humanlike in our school. Witchcraft is an abomination!”
The group laughed as she turned to Deuce.
“Mr Gorgon!” She yelled causing Deuce to raise an eyebrow at her, flinching slightly “Are you causing trouble?”
Deuce shook his head.
“Don’t lie Mr Gorgon, I see you just sitting there with your green snake hair and glasses, very clearly breaking rules. Detention for two months due to all your rule breaking.” She says, making a mock angry face at Deuce before turning back to her normal self and moving herself closer to Deuce.
“You should get used to saying my last name, it’ll be yours someday.” He whispered in her ears making her cheeks heat up as she lightly slapped his chest.
“I dunno, I think it should be L/n-Gorgon but whatever.” She whispered to him.
“Ooh Y/n! Do the music teacher.” Frankie requested.
This time instead of standing up she merely transformed into their music teacher and did an ungodly impression of their teachers singing (causing most of the group to cover their ears and laugh, except Deuce of whom was too busy wincing in pain).
Just then Mr Komos walked past causing Y/n to crane her head around with an evil smile on her face.
She closed her eyes and turned herself into him before yelling out.
“I’m Mr Komos, Here’s a musical number on True Monster Hearts instead of a lesson! I have a massive crush on Headmistress Bloodgood, hence why I keep sucking up to her!"
The group snickered.
“Y/n! We’ve talked about this! What did Headmistress Bloodgood say about imitating teachers?” He scolded walking over to the group causing them to laugh harder.
She transformed herself into Headmistress Bloodgood again before mimicking her.
“Never under any circumstances should you ever imitate a teacher! If you are caught doing it again I will give you a detention. Blah blah blah, this is a very serious offence- oh hello Dracula, are you here to donate some money to the school? You are looking wonderful by the way, very dead. Now where was I? Ah yes! No more transforming into teachers or else, blah blah blah blah blah.” Y/n mimicked.
“You just did it again.” Komos scolded.
“Headmistress Bloodgood isn’t technically a teacher though, she’s a Headmistress, she didn’t say anything about that.” Y/n said matter-of-factly, the group laughing even harder.
Unfortunately for Y/n, the look on Mr Komos’s face indicated no matter her excuse she’d be getting detention.
“Uh- You can’t give detention to what you can’t catch!” Y/n yelled turning herself into a rabbit and running off.
creepy anon leave this poor girl alone P L E A S E also if you want smut about a minor then go ahead and find some instead of bothering someone, and deep diving through the wattpad is just a whole new level
"wElL ThEy dId pReMsRiTaL HaNd hOlDInG sO SuRLeY thEyRe gOnNa fUcK RiGhT??" LIKE PLEASE
just- just gonna leave this here for the anon to read. Nothing to add except for: Dear anon, please read this.
In your fanfiction on wattpad the main character mentions sex to mercy, in your fanfiction 'secrets' the main character is hiding in Deuces dorm and they're trying to hide from the others, there are many other references in your fanfictions.
*Blinks* I- *Blinks again*
Uh idk if you passed 5th grade english or not but those are... *Leans in close* Uhm *Whispers* REFERENCES!
very different to explicit smut... do you want to know why? Because a lot of those things can be interpreted at will. The hiding thing, is literally just them keeping their relationship a secret, in other posts where their OH THE HUMANITY laying in bed together its literally just laying in bed. I do it platonically with my friends all the time. Literally the most explicit I've gone in any of my posts and possibly ever will go is making out, WITH CLOTHES ON unless we expressly hear somewhere in the series that he is 16-18 and even then, I'm not comfortable writing it because :o I'm a minor too! AHHHHHH
Also btw the part where Y/n mentions sex to Mercy is completely out of context so uh- Heres the full convo:
Mercy paused, thinking of a way she could possibly word this.
"Well- There's someone." She began slowly "Someone I really, really like- who means the world to me... someone who-"
"You love?" Y/n finished for her.
"Yeah." She admitted "And- I think they love me too."
"Well, that's nice, isn't it? You loving each other?" Y/n smiled.
"I suppose." Mercy spoke, not meeting Y/ns eye.
Y/n tilted her head.
"Is there an issue?" She asked in concern.
"Well, everything was good when we first met, right? Perfect even but then... some months ago they... they changed and- now they want me to do something I don't want to do." Mercy admitted.
Y/n glanced over at something on the other side of her, nodding slightly before turning back. "Alcohol?" She asked.
"Uh- no?" Mercy said.
Y/n did the same thing again. "Drugs?" "No." "Sex?" "No! What the fang is wrong with you?" Mercy gasped.
"I don't know, what is wrong with me?" Y/n spoke, glancing pointedly over at some invisible creature beside her before back at Mercy "But, Mercy... if you love each other can't you just... tell them you don't want to do it? If they truly love you, they'll listen and respect it."
"I tried; they wouldn't listen." She murmured. "Well... that's not love," Y/n said after a brief silence.
"Excuse me?"
"What you just described isn't love... at least not on their part." "What do you mean?" Mercy asked.
"Well- Love- True Love is unconditional, it has no prior requirements- with the occasional exceptions... part of those exceptions is respecting boundaries when they are set." Y/n spoke "By talking to this person and telling them how you feel... you set a boundary. If they refuse to respect that then they don't love you Mercy... not really."
Also in an earlier scene Deuce and Y/n share a bed. In another scene they kiss. Wouldnt those be more important then a mention of sex? Plus... My gods.... Y/N IS A SIREN WHO GREW UP ON AN ISLAND READING A SHIT TON OF BOOKS! OBVIOUSLY SHE'LL MENTION SEX DOESNT MEAN SHE PARTAKES IN IT.
Hiii i know this is weird but I came from ur wattpas and i was wondering if, since in your list fandoms you have dc and marvel and you have dc and marvel fics up on there if you'd write for them here?
Yeah, I'm willing to write for dc and marvel here, it's just very dependant on character since most of the shows and movies i've watched of dc feature harley quinn, red hood, damian wayne, the titans or batman in some way, then the only comics i've read are on damian wayne, red hood or harley quinn. And i've only read half of a singular deadpool comic for marvel and I'm woefully out of date with the mcu (the last thing i'd watched before the new deadpool was the latest spiderman).
Because of this i also wont promise that they'll be any good or that the characters will be in character but, i can say that i'm willing to write for them.
If you guys do want me to write for characters who arent deuce gorgon you dont have to ask, if i dont feel comfortable writing or don't know the character well i wont write it, if its like a dont know character, dont know fandom i'll like respond to it to let you know i dont know the fandom and then consider watching whatever thing they're from and then if i'm comfortable and know the character well, i'll write whatever it was :D
NUH UH
HEY GUYS I THINK I HAVE A PEANUT ALLERGY!
(three guesses how i found out)
ANYWAYS HERES SUMN I SAID TO MY FRIEND:
'Think if i eat this entire bag of peanuts i'll go into anaphylactic shock?'
SHE'S ACTING LIKE IM SO CONCERNING FOR WANTING TO DO THAT
PEANUTS ARE YUMMY BROSKI
Anyways pls play monster high music at my funeral
I have the strangest sensation to finish my entire book now but know thats basically impossible... except it's not Because it's almost finished 😭😭😭😭
Part 3 please
Star-crossed (Pt 3 to flowers and Stars)
Part 1 Part 2
A/n: So like this isn't the best but oh well, kinda short. I got the poem at the end from K. Towne Jr. He has some pretty good poems nyway enjoy n stuff (I may do a pt 3)
POV: Deuces confession.
“Y/n, the girl is you.”
Deuce watched as Y/n stood there, as if temporarily placed in a state of shock.
“What?” Y/n breathed, her face one of bewilderment.
“The girl I’m in love with.. its you Y/n.” Deuce repeated.
“No, I-I know that but, what? Deuce…” Y/n began but Deuce cut her off before she could say anything.
“I know I shouldn’t have fallen for you Y/n. But I did and before I did I didn’t know how much love could hurt, particularly when you know the person you’ve fallen for doesn’t love you back.”
“Deuce… I do love you; I have for a while now and it is like a knife to my heart, twisting and turning deeper into my chest every time I have to see you and knowing that we aren’t together.” Y/n monologed, gazing into his eyes.
“You do?”
“I do but…” “You’re with Porter.” Deuce finished for her.
“Yeah…” She looked down at her feet before looking up and adding “You do have my heart though.”
“But I can’t have the whole of you?”
“Unfortunately, no, not under our circumstances.” Y/n sighed, once again looking down at her feet but looking at him through her eyelashes.
“Well then, I shall wait for those circumstances to be changed, no matter how long it takes.” Deuce spoke, slowly turning around and walking away, leaving Y/n standing there, regretting not following her heart.
She glanced down and saw a small note on the ground, she opened it up and read.
‘When I look for perfect, Perfect is all I see, because when I look for perfect, It is you staring back at me.’
Heheheheh Chapter 19: Mystery of the gorgon and the Siren will be out tomorrow 😀
Fich Dich, er ist mein Sohn nicht ein Spielzeug. Das ist warum du bist nicht die gottmutter. Schlampe. Du bist eine groB Ratte.
Fich dich Schlampe. YOU TRIED TO KILL MY SON!
Dein Sohn? Dein Spielzeug. Es ist nicht deinen Sohn.
Und pass auf was du sagst.
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