I Hate Wattpad So Much Rn. Its Glitching When I'm Trying To Look Through Old Chapters Of My OWN BOOK

There is a roach in my room and for the past week it's been terrorising me, I'm personally too scared of it to go anywhere near it but my father is always asleep when it comes out, and i think it knows that. Over the past few days it has gotten progressively closer to me, and has somehow made it's way into the little gap between the drawers in my nightstand, next to my bed. I cannot sleep. I fear if I do it will scurry its evil, disgusting path all the way to my bed. I tried spraying it with the deoderant i keep next to my bed (I dont have anything better for it, i have a cat and idk if roach killer is safe for them or not) in hopes of luring it out so i could trap it in a jar or something, but i fear it only made the area smell nice and as such more appealing.

It has already won.

This is now the roaches room.

Please save me.

Heyyyyy Could I maybe ask for a Deuce Gorgon x Reader (established relationship) where Deuce thinks Y/n is a human and tries to hide the fact he's a gorgon from her only to find out she is immune to his gaze thing, sorry if this is confusing

AHHH TY SM FOR THE REQUEST ANON, sorry this took so long, nyways hope you enjoy I tried my best :)

POV: Deuce x Human!Reader

‘I shouldn’t have fallen for a human.’ Deuce thought as he walked down the street, holding his girlfriend’s hand as she rambled excitedly about her day, he however, wasn’t listening, instead, he was zoned out, admiring her features through his blacked-out glasses.

“-And then Raven said- Deuce are you alright?” She asked in concern, stopping in her tracks.

“Huh? Oh, yeah sorry, I just got distracted.”

“Oh.” She hummed before continuing her rambling.

Deuce gave a smile as he watched her ramble, continuing their walk down the street, it slightly dropping as thoughts overcame him.

He knew it wasn’t right- he knew he shouldn’t be keeping this secret from her; knew he could be putting her in danger by not telling her about what he was but- how did he know she wouldn’t immediately break up with him once she discovered what he actually was? He had fallen too hard to risk that.

So instead, here he was, walking alongside his girlfriend, on a hot early summer day a beanie covering his hair, a scarf wrapped around his neck and his thick blacked-out glasses covering his eyes- all to protect his secret from both the world and his girlfriend.

“-I mean, I don’t really get the whole stigma around not wanting to follow in your parent's footsteps, like- I don’t want to be a carbon copy of my mother y’know?”

“Yeah, I get it.” He smiled, adjusting his glasses to ensure they didn’t fall off.

“Y’know, in our months of dating, you’ve never once removed your beanie or sunglasses, even indoors.” She mentioned causing him to stop in his tracks.

“Well- I uh- just-” He stammered trying to think of a reasonable excuse. “I mean don’t get me wrong, it's cute, but I mean- it’s getting to Summer now, surely the beanies making you overheat.” She rambled.

“Well-”

“I mean, I like thought about it for ages, I mean I was worried about you and stuff, then I figured it out.”

“Y-you did?” Deuce stammered, eyes widening as a panic rushed over him.

“Mhmm.” His brain was working a mile a minute; how could he get out of this? She had managed to figure out he was a gorgon! Does he just laugh it off? Apologise for not telling her?

“You’re insecure.” She said softly.

He froze, feeling her gently wrap her arms around him, and a wave of relief washed over him.

“What?”

“You’re insecure… I get it! Most people are.” She repeated.

“Right… yes, I am very insecure about my eyes and hair.” He said slowly.

“Don’t worry, it’s okay! I understand.” She spoke.

He gave her a soft smile, what had he done to deserve a girl like her?

He slowly wrapped his arms around the girl, giving her a light squeeze before pulling away as they returned to their walk, Y/n gently holding his hand.

However, as they walked, Deuce turned his head to say something to her, when a passerby bumped him, causing his glasses to fall off his face. Deuce quickly closed his eyes to avoid turning his girlfriend to stone. He knew however, he’d looked her in the eyes. Pained, he slowly opens his eyes, to find her- still breathing and made of flesh, gently pushing his glasses back over his eyes.

“There you go.” She smiled, reaching up to press a kiss to his cheek before adding “You have very lovely eyes by the way.”

Deuce remained frozen in place as she walked ahead, remarkably confused.

Technically his age isnt stated in the series. Also you write smut for him anyways.

I- Okay but like we can assume from context that he is a minor since- well Clawdeen is 15- 16 and they are in the same class?

Also when tf did you get the impression i write smut at all? Let alone for a fucking minor?

Turns out if i write an insane amount of chapters for my book in one day *cough cough* 5 *Cough cough* its easier for my brain to upload two in one weekend then have to go out of the month (And year) to schedule their upload

It's very confusing and annoying when autocorrect tells you something isn't a word but google tells you it is a word, particularly when said word is the only word that works in that context.

ugh, my best friend keeps telling me to take my medicine so I don't pass out. So annoying, how dare she care about my health when i don't?🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

(The first letter of this post will remain uncapitalised on purpose just to annoy her, everything else can be perfect but not that first letter)

so what if he's 15?

sO wHaT iF hE's FiFtEeN? Are you five years old? That is a legitimate question.

DEUCE IS A MINOR PEOPLE WTAF

also dear gods how tf did you respond to me so fast? How many times did you reload the page to see if i responded?

Hey guys if you like my posts and stuff but think I take too long to post them you should uh follow my wattpad... 👉👈 I have a Deuce Gorgon book on there and other fandom stuff... though maybe don't look at my older stuff... most of it's really bad.

Nyways my user is Alicat933 (which i've been thinking of changing) and yeah, you guys should probably maybe follow me :)

Omg guys so, those of u who follow my wattpad may know i have a deuce gorgon book up, you'll also know that it hasn't been updated for a bit, thats cus I havent been able to rewatch the movie bc it got taken off the streaming service I was using (and I decided against my free movie website cus it has viruses and I'm not sure how legal it is bc the research into it I've done isnt very clear)... but apparently, it's been put on netflix in my country!!! Once I get my dads acc on my computer I'll be able to rewatch the film (if this is true) and update cus I'll have a non-virus causing way to rewatch the scenes i need :)

uhm I've got a bit of a conundrum here, i think my mothers found my wattpad... and read my deuce gorgon book.... (for the record my mother and i dont get along)