Did You Guys Know That The Most Recent Version Of Sharks Have Fins That Are Kinda Leg Like And They Like

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I love it when media implies that Wizard is a species. I love the idea of a hominid whose place in the ecosystem is to kill shit with lightning.

Very Normal Ant says hi and why are you looking at me, a Very Normal Ant

Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old

If you resurrect someone from the dead do you also resurrect their gut microbiome or is their digestion just fucked for a bit

gl!ranboo doodle sheet bc i am actually going insane

who let biologists play dnd

I’ve only watched 5 eps but. I imagine that Vyncent Sol has a dedicated “grub hunting Tuesday night” and he returns late all covered in dirt and shit, and when Dakota asks him “how were grubs this Tuesday pal?” his eyes get all misty and distant and he doesn’t answer, but when Will asks him the exact same question he replies, “those bitches fought back but I have slain their fucking asses thank you for asking” and deposits 53 vanquished beetles directly into Will’s lap