"Join A Union Lad!".

"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches

1: I’m thinking of a community of Catholic Christians over a geographical area, but I can’t remember the name of it.

2: Is it a diocese?

1: No, it’s smaller than that

2:

I can't be autistic bc I'm actually great at understanding social cues!

[Cut to my POV, a Terminator-style overlay analyzing word choice and body language while over everyone's head a bar labeled Are They Mad At Me shows varying levels]

The veil is thick here..... I sense fuck all

They're complaining about groceries getting cheaper in China

I repeat

THEY'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT GROCERIES GETTING CHEAPER

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

Dana Scully may be the girl of all time

Do you understand waking up at 3 am and seeing my twitter explode with this clip of Charlie Slimecicle ripping open his shirt