Y’all I Forgot How Chaotic A Starstruck Odyssey Is.

Today is the day, the day we’ve all been waiting for.

Today

We descend into

🔥THE VULTURE DIMENSION 🔥

I feel like a series of very funny bits is a good way to win a high school student government position. Kristen is campaigning and it’s probably at least decently effective, especially next to Four Dogs who no one likes

That moment when you qualify for Mensa but have a 9th grade reading level

I have a concussion now and am having an extremely difficult time resting. All I can think about is how Riz’s greatest fear is sleeping on the job. I’m scared that if I don’t rest enough now, I’ll have brain damage but resting is so hard

what is joe biden's plan to deal with british kristen

I can't decide what's giving Ally a harder time: attempting an English accent or attempting to play a straight person.

with the context of this ep and learning about ankarna's old domain and sol (or his follower)'s potential involvement. hey remember this conversation from freshman year.

Daybreak: My understanding of God is this. When I think about people that aren't like me, I get so mad and it feels like there's a sun inside me that's burning my insides, right? And, you know, whether Sol says do something or don't do something, I believe in him, so I'd rather believe in him and not do what he said, than do what he said and not believe in him. Does that make sense? Kristen: Yeah. Daybreak: Just be mad, okay? I'm just gonna try and boil it down. Kristen: Okay. Daybreak: Just be mad.

I'm like a girl who wants to read more books but doesn't

"college is the best years of your life" "college is for meeting new people and expanding your mind" wrong. college is for repeatedly learning that your foremost grievances with the world are ronald reagan's fault

And now it’s a rat

Why is the adult in the room a fucking cat?