And now something I’m ACTUALLY kinda proud of. It’s for an Emoji Contest I entered!
Heckin’ Blep
First post of 2020...
Please...
Watch my style change every photo-
AAAAHHHH I’m done! I’ve been done for a while, but I’ve been hesitant to post for.. *looks at art* obvious reasons...
I’ll explain more in a later post.
@residentanchor I’m sorry
A quick flat color of Pan (cake) Patton for pan pride today :3
a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut
kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes
text your landlord
remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response
briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada
remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states
look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”
remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you
enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday
order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.
exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.
return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open
back up
ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead
release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it
you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways
the door swings open
run up the stairs
open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat
cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home
write tumblr post
I did a quick thing a while ago-
Ac: cjandcosplays on TikTok
Here’s a bunch of trash and WIPs
I’m almost done w/ that little project by @residentanchor 😋
Gold Star Wars Cowboy
Well okay
from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator ☆
5:57- 6:05 7:21- 7:23 10:05- 10:07 17:51- 17:54
W H Y
Ah yes I love the sides.
We got
And last but not least
LOGAN AND ROMAN SANDERS ARE GOSSIPY BITCHY BEST FRIENDS AND THAT’S CANON,
B A B E Y
It’s official. Deceit loses everything.
His scooby doo collar,
His hat,
Virgil,
He really needs to keep a closer eye on his stuff.
A dtiys by @/pulce_01_ on Instagram (click for better quality)
He’s a very bad WIP very early in the morning. It’s part of something @residentanchor wrote (hope that’s okay) bc I loved it 💕
(I can’t draw rooms, I know)
Just some doods
Patton is Ralsei btw
Huge offense when I say his is the best 💕💕
but I love Jacksepticeye
I’m sure it’s the other way around-
bananan't
*Offended Emo Noise* >:0
Want some ahhhh incomplete gay????
:’)
I’ll be honest, it kind of sucks being in the middle of the spectrum as an artist. On the plus side, can draw better than stick figures. On the down side, can’t draw realistically enough to wow people, and can’t draw crazily stylized enough to amaze them either. Welcome to the world of acceptable yet unimpressive art where your work is filler to tide people over until the good artists swoop in and get in the spotlight.
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An Asexual Bean
@sign-from-god-complex I saw your pfp and now I just might make a bunch of ace Logan doodles-