“i Love Survivor, And My Least Favorite Part About Survivor, When I Think About Playing It, Is Being

Moo Deng doodles 🍂🦛

“do you write for work or just for fun” none of the above. this activity is neither profitable nor enjoyable

Vampire Horse 2: Vampire Horse and The Werewolf Bandit.

The adventures of Vampire Horse and the Vampire Cowboy continue…

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please enjoy this "vintage movie poster" I saw in a dream which was so funny to my subconscious that I immediately woke myself up to write it down for later

10 year old college humor sketch that i watched at 1am last night and have since watched five more times

fashion is cyclical

when you are a pink pony girl but you dance at the club

fun fact, world hippopotamus day is February 15th and it’s the best holiday

This may be a hot take, but as someone who has worked on around, and with both types of printers, 3D printers are so much better machines (at least in my opinion)! 3D printers just heat up shit and push it through a tube, whereas 2D printers are demon machines that summon text from an other dimensional portal and require the sacrifice of your first born. I have fought a 2d printer and literally ended up covered in blood and toner. I won but at what cost? Yes 3D printers are fire hazards a little bit sometimes, but so are most of my friends and colleagues. I’d take a 3D printer over a 2D any day of the week.

i feel like it says something about us as a species that somebody worked real hard to invent 3D printing when i think anyone who has ever used a printer would agree with me that we have not really gotten our arms around 2D printing yet. we’re getting ahead of ourselves.

my bestie is always going on about how she wants to live in the *big city* but she can’t deal with the night screams we hear outside our small town apartment. Like I love you girlie but let’s be real Patrice, do you think there are not night screams in New York? I bet they night scream a lot in New York.

Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here