Hey Honest Question, Did Anybody Have GOOD Stuff Happen To Them In 2024? Cause It Was Really Bad For

The ‘you’re mature for your age’ to sleeping with a bed full of plushies in your mid twenties pipeline is real

gary larson this is one BANGER of a comic, thank you.

Ahhhh mutuals I have been suckered into helping with a baked sale, any recommendations for things that are popular and cool and hip with the youths???? The only two things I can think of are those cookies that pillsbury sells with the spooky shapes on them. And maybe sunny buddies, the delicious sunflower butter knock off of muddie buddies but I don’t know if people would want to buy that???? Please give me your most Pinterest mom, secret family recipe, popular baked goods requests please I am begging you, thank you so much!

if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.

Secret recipes are so silly to me. Someone asking for the recipes for something I’ve cooked is, to me, the highest honor I could receive. To deprive them of that recipe is absurd. If you like my soup so much you want to cook it that is an absolute honor! It almost certainly came from some box clipping anyway. Here, have a list of all the ingredients I used! Riff, remix, mess it up six hundred times before you perfect it I don’t care! Make it your own. To me the sacred part of food is the joy and love it brings, who am as a mere mortal to deprive you of a recipe?

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you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

An amorphous black blob thingy that shape-shifts into any hazard related thing.