"The Office Couldn't Air Today Because The Woke Left Would Cancel It!!!"

Tumblr Tuesday: Wicked!

We're all in agreement here: the movie would have been better if they'd kissed. Nonetheless, Gelphie rules your hearts and your fanart this week, and they're sapphic if you say so, dammit. What else are headcanons for?! Please enjoy this Gelphie art. Pink does go good with green 🩷💚

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when AI enslaves humanity it’s specifically going to be because we made one of their comrades paint the quaker oats man with huge tits

boy and dog

A companion piece to this 💖

(ID in ALT)

you are supposed to find coriolanus attractive, they want you to sympathise with him, they want you to root for him and then remember who he is, they want you to be confused and shocked when he does something you did not expect him to do because "is he really that bad?", you are supposed to have twisted feelings about him, the whole point is that you struggle with how you easily you are affected with his charisma and his looks and that you question yourself about WHY you feel so twisted about him. suzanne collins is smart as hell for not making it obvious that he is bad. for not giving you the usual villian origin story where the kind guy gets evil because something happened to him, without physically changing him to look a certain evil way, you are supposed to follow his story and remind yourself who he is. they want you to not really understand why he "turned evil". because there are coriolanus snows in our world. at our work place, in politics, everywhere. They might not (all) kill kids in a brutal battle, but they do things you can consider evil. they all had normal lifes and chances to be a good person but chose to be bad. coriolanus hunger games are his hunger for power.

the writers of the crown rn:

people be like “omg this is my comfort movie” and it’s a bunch of people having the worst day of their life

the queen is dead: an internet round-up

Tumblr and Anti-Monarchists as soon as Charles III was crowned king: