battlep1ke
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Normal non-obsessive teenage girls
if you’ve never played a pokémon game you’re missing out on the insane things npcs will say to you unprompted. like you’ll be walking down a path and a total stranger will see you and immediately run up to you and trap you in place and say something like ‘the divorce is getting rough but me and my pokémon are getting tough!’ and then start a battle and after you beat their single rat they’ll be like ‘i wasn’t worthy of her…’ or something
"Will I ever go home.........................."
I love him and his teambuilding choices. He's playing a 200 IQ move they just don't know it yet (his whole team knows explosion/ self-destruct)
Found several packs' worth of pokemon cards strewn across a target parking lot and took a pic to show my friends without realizing how much my outfit elevated the scene to "aftermath of a wizard duel"
Year of the snake and tpc isn't going to do anything with the Pike Queen
