he/she 18 - please send me headcanons for ANYTHING I post idc how stupid and small or extremely detailed they are
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HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO GOOD WHAT?????????
V3 in 2025
luigi's mansion is scarier for empaths because you feel what luigi feels
ai is making people way too comfortable with being incompetent stupid and useless… go learn some skills
r/anarchychess is my new favorite sub i love circlejerk subs and its so funny that theres one for chess
wait no I CAN'T see that's just tulip and lake but anyway I love them!!
hi tulip hi lake fuck you simon hi min-gi!!!!! (I hope that's min-gi the sun is actually shining in my eyes and I can barely see)
I should get this
Free bumper sticker design for any Floridians who want it
FINALLY, I HAVE A PLATFORM TO POST THESE ON
I made these lik 3 years ago cuz my friend and i were fucking dying over the idea of ford having the fucking girltech journal, just refound them
Will I ever be able to do anything without feeling immense guilt that I'm not doing something else
Thank you YouTuber FunkyFrogBait for teaching me that if I swear in the search box in Google, you get actual answers instead of Gemini’s answers
To celebrate rawdog winning word of the year per the American Dialect Society, I'd like to tell the story of how I learned that the meaning of rawdog changed in the past couple years.
If anyone doesn't know, the original and long-held meaning of rawdogging was fucking without a condom. The new meaning has extended to doing any kind of action unshielded, plain, or without preparation.
So, about a year ago, I'm eating lunch with coworkers. It's an office job and we're generally pretty professional. People swear a lot, but there's never any innuendos or sex talk.
A coworker is describing a recent trip she took to a vendor to get a demo of equipment we were considering purchasing. Someone else asks "Did you meet Bob LastName while you were there? He's kind of an interesting guy."
"Yeah I did, and he is a little strange. I walked into the breakroom one morning and he was rawdogging two blueberry bagels"
Cue my high-pitched shriek of "He was DOING WHAT."
Followed by my coworkers explaining the meaning and my faint, flustered reply of "ah...well... I'm used to that meaning.... something else." Some people knew what I was talking about, but unfortunately others did not, and I had to face the ordeal of explaining as delicately as possible to a group of coworkers aged 22 to 60
*aborted little brother voice* it would be my turn on the xbox...if i existed...
dumbest story ever + rant in tags. I think people are genuinely too used to the internet and are so entitled and I hate social media (esp tiktok which I feel like promoted this kind of censorship)
Once when I was a kid my dad told me to “stop being a you-know-what”. And we’d done the whole song and dance enough times that I knew he meant “bitch”, so I told him: That’s cheating. You know what you mean, and I know what you mean- you’re just stepping around it so you can pretend you’re on the high ground. So if you’re going to call me a bitch, at least have the balls to actually say it.
And it’s been about fifteen years since then but I’m just now figuring out that that’s the same feeling I get hearing shit like “grape” and “unalive”.
If your audience knows what you mean, you might as well actually say it. Otherwise you’re just fucking hiding
tumblrlings... reblog!!!! buy!!! spend!!!!!!!!!
I have almost no printmaking experience, so I'm super happy w how this came out. I made a bunch of test prints and I obviously don't need them all sooooooooo I'm selling them !!! https://www.etsy.com/listing/4299915061
They're all hand-singed and numbered :]
grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.
I don't think anyone knows how much I LOVE Anything Goes especially just this song. Bro she is GLOWING at the end she's so thrilled I love when actors know they did well. Like that was incredible.
this is the full video of patti lupone breaking the sound barrier at the 1988 tony awards btw
my english project... was something. tumblr users do we think Beside the Waterfall by Mary Oliver is a social commentary on the patriarchy, deep-rooted human nature, and forgiveness of abusers... or a simple work of fiction??
the big three questions of media analysis: what the author wanted to say, what they actually said, and what they didn’t know they were saying
NEW POKEMON CONFIRMED FOR XY!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NAMES AS OF YET, BUT IT IS BELIEVED TO BE AN ELECTRIC/ICE TYPE!!!!!!!! POPULAR FAN NAMES ARE “BLUE PIKACHU", “ICELECTRIC", AND “GAY SHITTY IDIOT".
Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.
WILL WOOD AND DANGANRONPA MENTION???
gotta get to the bottom of this🫡🫡🫡
Growing up is actually just enjoying the exact same things you enjoyed at 14 years old, but in a more gay way