In the words of my nana:
"In my day we used to shoot nazis, but you kids have bad aim, so were going with the hard option now"
i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
My friend was messing with Never Gonna Give You Up on her record player and she sped it up. It beCAME A FREAKING MAGICAL GIRL THEME.
me, drawing and muttering under my breath: god that’s just like hannah montana……..
Not my meme but figured I'd share for those about to ride out the storm
Au where instead of Gertrude becoming the archivist because her cat got roasted, it's the other way around and the cat is the head archivist because Gertrude dies
I remember when id be stuck inside due to a foot of snow this time of year. I miss snow. I love snow
If anyone can find the link for the Famous Last Words series on AO3 mentioned in the comments, please let me know
So, I'm listening to TMA (ep 93) and well, the whole "You are tied to the Institute, and the Institute is tied to me" revelation from The Rat Bastard (Elias) happened recently And I'm just getting into the lore, I don't know shit, so when I had a silly idea, I asked my friend: "Hey, Elias is the heart of the Institute or whatever he is , will it hurt him if you kick shelves or slam the door on purpose?"
They said no (sad), but that doesn't stop from thinking about a crack fic like this? Like:
Elias, with a slightly twitching eye: everyone stop. Immediately. Melanie, scribbling on the table with a knife: stop what? Daisy, methodically breaking the corner of the baseboard with her heel: don't know what you're talking about Basira, forcefully throwing a tennis ball at the wall: we're just having our lunch break Martin, stumbling and spilling boiling water on the floor (again): Yeah, I was going to make us some tea.… Elias: I would advise you to come to your senses and- Tim, actually returning from lunch and slamming the door so hard that plaster falls from the ceiling: hi everyone! Elias: Murderous eldritch screeching
also I like the headcanon that Jon has a cane. So in this lil au I imagine him taking his cane, walking around the Archives and hitting the shelves with it, whe he's particularly annoyed by Elias
Fuck societal norms. Marry your best friend for benefits, start that illegal community gardwn, paint your house purple, have however many families fit live together in a house, co-sleep with your found family, eat that whole cake, be happy