Or…

A little piece I worked on for my little Shelly. (Major inspiration came from discord pfp formatting)

Here is a Shelly who has become wise in the ways of the broom

The inspiration behind the little bandana is the Clean copy ability. She got so good at being a janitor, that she earned the powers of a broom hatter (The ally wears a bandana on its head). Now, she can pull all sorts of cleaning tools from inside her shell, and sweep up any mess: even flames and fissures! :3c

Nah, the best counterattack to all their preconceptions, or predictions; lasers, rays, force-fields, bombs; whatever they got:

Those alien conquerors won’t know what to do when they’re getting battered and bruised by at least 8 feet of aluminum or fiberglass.

Imagine coming from across space to an alien planet, bringing your best commanding fleet in close to bring new glory to your home planet. You announce your intentions to the world and send your armies to the surface.

Then they start lining up to form ranks in the streets. Their cavalry are on scissor lifts, spearmen using 25 foot extension ladders, all of them armed with stools and guarding with stepladders.

You shit yourself in confusion.

Your men are called back: beaten senseless and begging for some semblance of sanity. But the savages do not relent. They chase after your men and board your warships using the most cunning of implements.

Invaders never stood a chance

And for today's hypothetical question, if aliens were going to invade us, do you think they'd be immune to all our attacks, or do you think they'd have anticipated everything but simpler weaponry

Like do you think they'd have actually studied up on how best to deal with their conquer targets or do they just assume all worlds have psychic powers, laser-based weaponry, elemental control, things like that

A Kirby OC Ask Game!

Thought I’d make one of these for people to reblog and send each other asks about their OCs. You can send a number or an emoji, I’ve included both for all of the asks here so people can send whatever is easier for them.

1. 🎮: What Kirby game or what point in the Kirby series timeline would your OC first appear?

2. 🤝: Does your OC have any important connections to any canon characters?

3. 🏠: Where does your OC live?

4. 🪄: Does your OC use magic? If they do, how did they gain their magical abilities?

5. 🍎: What are some foods that your OC enjoys eating?

6. 🗣️: If you could cast a voice actor to voice your OC who would you choose?

7. ❤️: What is your OC’s love language (Words of affirmation, Quality time, Physical touch, Receiving gifts, or Acts of service)?

8. 🏳️‍🌈: What is your OC’s sexual orientation?

9. 🪪: Does your OC go by a nickname? If they do, what is their full name?

10. 👑: Is your OC royalty?

11. 🗡️: What is your OC’s weapon of choice?

12. 💏: Is your OC in a relationship?

13. 🙅: Does your OC have any enemies?

14. 🍱: If your OC had a dish themed around them at the Kirby Cafe, what would it be?

15. 🧸: If your OC had any merchandise themed around them, what would it be?

16. 👶: Does your OC have children? If they don’t have any children, would they like to have some one day?

17. 🎨: What are your OC’s artistic skills? Are they a good artist or is art something that they struggle with?

18. 💎: Does your OC like to collect anything?

19. 🛒: If your OC owned a shop, what would they sell?

20. 🤫: Does your OC have any secrets?

21. 🃏: Is your OC a good liar, or is it easy for others to tell when they’re not being truthful?

22. 🪽: Can your OC fly? If they can fly, how do they do it?

23. 👍: What is your OC most proud of?

24. 🥺: What is your OC’s biggest regret?

25. ⭐️: If your OC got their own spinoff game what would it be about and what would the gameplay be like?

Meta Knight says hi to you. Rb to let him say hi to your mutuals

Almond Cluster. F. Big sad.

Everything else is S

Cherry Cordial took my virginity, and I don’t ever want to go back.

I will die on this hill happier than all of you combined 😈

I'm disqualifying the peanut butter chocolate due to my peanut allergy. Out of the rest the cherry cordial is easily the worst.

A beautiful rendering of internal conflict and the dilemma some parents struggle with in unfortunate circumstances. Also compliments to the artist on making a face with few features absolutely ✨stunning✨

TW: This story implies dark themes such as domestic abuse and infanticide

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Here's where the "implied" comes in. What to do what to do...

Chat, will I be able to complete my 80+ sketches of Meta Knight?

Even more toe beans :3c

Truly a blessing found among furry critters

Elfilin design!

Now cat-sphere shall join cat-egg in my collection of cat-non-polyhedra.

Here's a doodle of my Cat Meta design :3 🐈

(fighting the urge to not try and stick my hand through my phone screen to pet him)

So spiteful. So passionate. And I know you enjoy pescatarian dining. The sins of the f(i)sh are tender(s)

My thoughts on this fish cunt is fervently complicated.