Felix, The Pickup Line Test Subject

Im a taurus and fUCK GEOMETRY WTF IS THE REASON I DONT KNOW SHAPES but algebra is the best

fuck every other personality test, reblog this with your sign and whether you were better at algebra or geometry

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

why is this so accurate im dying-

ATEEZ as ‘Florida Men’

Hongjoong:

Seonghwa:

Yunho:

Yeosang:

San:

Mingi:

Wooyoung:

Jongho:

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

What Ateez was thinking of in this photo.

Jongho: look sexy. Yes. You look great. Muscles.

Mingi:

San: dont sneeze dont sneeze

Seonghwa: just smile and they won’t notice you’re here

Yeosang: yes bitch. Im gorgeous. You can’t compare.

Yunho: BaBy ShArK dOo DoO dOo DoO dOo DoO

Wooyoung: i dont know them

Hongjoong: disappointment

count to three

Chan: We call that a 'traumatic event', not a-

Chan *turns to Jisung*: 'Bruh moment' or a-

Chan *turns to Hyunjin*: 'Major L' or an-

Chan *turns to Felix*: 'Oof lmao'

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

I f*cked up

So this is a vent lmao. I made a bet with a friend that if she could date someone in the next week I would confess to my crush. Info abt her: She’s in my year, and I thought she was straight but has apparently dated girls so idk. She’s a popular girl tho. My friend, of whom I made the bet with, had told me previously that she was straight so I was like “okay then we go to an all girls school so go off” and then, RIGHT AFTER I AGREE TO THE BET, SHE TELLS ME THAT SHE AND MY BEST. FUCKING. FRIEND. ARE DATING. wtf. So now I have to confess to a girl who I cant even TALK to and who is in my core and tute (Cores are basically the people you share English, HASS, RAPS and PE with, and tute is my schools version of homeroom. I’m Aussie btw). So yeah imma have to see her every day for the remainder of HS and am meant to confess? What?? Do I do????

truly iconic

brooklyn nine-nine intro but it’s ateez