Everyone Posting That “my Generation Lost Hobbies” Post Is So Stupid Like No You Fuckwits Hobbies

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the two images that caused the apocalypse

If Xiao was so vigilant, why didn't he come home for Zhongli's sake?

Could you please write a story about how Irvin and Fortune would act in a civilian setting?

Irvin stirred his coffee. The Autumn breeze that occasionally swept past calmed his nerves even in the midday bustle of the café. Despite the gaps in his private eye work, this felt like the first time he’d been able to relax in a while.

However, seeing his companion eyeing the nearby jewelry store sent him a pinch of adrenaline. “Don’t you dare.”

“What?” Fortune waved away his concern. “I’m just keeping an eye out for trouble.”

“Trouble for me, maybe.”

She shrugged playfully, and both resumed enjoying their drinks and ambience. Eventually, she couldn’t help but speak up again.

“I wouldn’t get caught, though. Just putting that out there. I’m a cat above the rest.”

“I know.”

“A rare breed.”

“Yep.”

“A-”

“I get it.” Irvin kept his usual cool, but desperately needed a change in subject. “So what are you planning to do then?”

“I’ll probably check up on Minette and her sisters. Maybe take a cat nap later.“

“I mean in the long term. Now that it’s out that you’re still alive, your face is back on the police watch list. Where are you going to keep hiding?“

“Well…that’s the thing.” She tapped her cup with her claws. “Fur once, I want to get out of the shadows. See new things, meet new people. Make some new memories instead of stewing on the old ones. I’m just not sure how to do that without getting caught.”

Irvin pondered that. “What about leaving New Meridian altogether?”

“That’s not a bad idea. I’ll miss Mew-Wan and Minette and Innsmouth, but maybe a change of scenery is what I need after,” She vaguely gestured to herself and the skyline where Medici Tower once stood, “Y’know, all this.”

“I could use a vacation too. I’ve never really left the city myself, and I trust Ben and his team to take care of any Medici still crawling around, especially now that the Labs are officially recommissioned.”

“Do you trust him not to tell any of his bosses about us?”

“He hasn’t snitched so far. I know he won’t.”

As usual on the topic of Big Band, Irvin’s good word failed to convince her. “If you say so. Just in case, maybe we should go somewhere far away. Maybe the Dragon Empire.”

“Very funny.“ He gave that a second thought. “Although, I’ve never been. It’s seems like an interesting place.“

“Lots of good food too. Mew-Wan says it’s nice in the Fall, and he probably has some old friends who would lend us stay with them.“

“…We’re actually going now, aren’t we?“

“If you’re up for it. It’s better than a jail cell.“

He signaled a waiter for the check. “We’d have a lot of packing to do if we want to leave ASAP.”

“Sooo…shopping trip?”

“Guess so. Just remember: no purr-loining.”

She smirked. “I purr-omise. You’re starting to do it too.”

“Yeah.” Irvin smiled and downed the rest of his coffee. “I’m not sure if I hate myself for it yet.”

キミはね 確かに あの時 私の側にいた いつだって いつだって いつだって すぐ横で 笑っていた 失くしても 取り戻す君を I will never leave you If you wanna battle then I take it to the street Where theres no rules Take off the gloves ref please step down Gotta prove my skillz so get down My lyrical dempsey roll about to smack down now Gotta shoot to kill and shoot the skill Don’t you be afraid mans gotta do how it fells Six to seven to eight to nine ten I flip the script to make it to the top ten, go Dreamless dorm, ticking clock I walk away from a soundless room Mindless night, moonlight melts My ghostly shadow to the lukewarm gloom Nightly dance of bleeding sword Reminds me that I still live Every man’s gotta fight the fear I’m the first to admit it shear thoughts Provoke the new era become a big terror But my only rival is my shadow Rewind then playback and fix my own error Get low to the ground it’s getting better Like I told you before double up I did more shudder L to the J say stay laced here’s my card b Royal flush and I’m the ace

Inverted doki doki literature club where you think you’re playing a psychological horror game but it is slowly revealed to be an upbeat dating sim/visual novel

Here’s an idea

Genshin Impact AU where Zhongli and Keqing are neighbors in an apartment complex, Zhongli is secretly a VTuber called Rex Lapis, and Keqing is secretly a Rex Lapis simp. Zhongli x Keqing is the obvious endgame.

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The Clown Fuckers ™ have been suspiciously quiet…yall ok???

Coffee Talk Episode 2 looking great so far