Latest Posts by bland98 - Page 2

lets-a-fuckin-GO

You can only reblog this today.

If Xiao was so vigilant, why didn't he come home for Zhongli's sake?

Hu Tao: *pranks Zhongli constantly* >:)

Also Hu Tao @ Zhongli:

I think Self Shippers need to kick it up a notch and have Fictional Enemies, make a self insert whose life goal is to beat the shit out of a canon character

Basically if u don't think morshu fucks it's cuz youre a misandrist who hates essential workers

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Just realized something

Burn My Dread (from Persona 3) literally goes from “Hello sir, it's nice to meet you" to "Your daughter calls me daddy too”

Guess what I’m not dead 👀

Here’s an idea

Genshin Impact AU where Zhongli and Keqing are neighbors in an apartment complex, Zhongli is secretly a VTuber called Rex Lapis, and Keqing is secretly a Rex Lapis simp. Zhongli x Keqing is the obvious endgame.

キミはね 確かに あの時 私の側にいた いつだって いつだって いつだって すぐ横で 笑っていた 失くしても 取り戻す君を I will never leave you If you wanna battle then I take it to the street Where theres no rules Take off the gloves ref please step down Gotta prove my skillz so get down My lyrical dempsey roll about to smack down now Gotta shoot to kill and shoot the skill Don’t you be afraid mans gotta do how it fells Six to seven to eight to nine ten I flip the script to make it to the top ten, go Dreamless dorm, ticking clock I walk away from a soundless room Mindless night, moonlight melts My ghostly shadow to the lukewarm gloom Nightly dance of bleeding sword Reminds me that I still live Every man’s gotta fight the fear I’m the first to admit it shear thoughts Provoke the new era become a big terror But my only rival is my shadow Rewind then playback and fix my own error Get low to the ground it’s getting better Like I told you before double up I did more shudder L to the J say stay laced here’s my card b Royal flush and I’m the ace

happy annoy squidward day

im sorry, what

i cannot believe that out of all the fandoms, the one to crash ao3 was fucking minecraft

ok listen dude, you don’t know how badly i need the rock nerd

reblog for good luck 

reblog for good luck 

ADHD and autism is basically being considered rude for the dumbest reasons

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My writer brain: Write something

Me: Which wip?

My writer brain: None of them.

Me: Do you have a new wip idea?

My writer brain: No

Me: Then what am I supposed to write?

My writer brain: Write something

touch starved people reblog this

the two images that caused the apocalypse

@shields-up

The Clown Fuckers ™ have been suspiciously quiet…yall ok???

And you would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids...

rich ppl are like so easily convinced abt ghosts I remember growing up it was near this vacant lot and whenever I broke a toy instead of going to face the wrath of my mother I would fucking bury it in that lot and then sure enough, some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten dolls and shit and told everyone it was haunted

it’s been over a decade and that lot is still vacant 

Hot wedding idea, the worst man, it’s his duty to try and prevent the wedding at all costs.

Okay, as much as  we joke about 1 HP Sans, I honestly don’t think he really has just 1 HP.

Now, we all know that Sans is the only monster who doesn’t turn into dust once you defeat him; rather, he walks off screen. However, if you actually check your kill count stats before and after defeating Sans, Sans is not counted as a kill. Yes, defeating him adds to your EXP, LV, and HP. But your Kill Count stays at 105! Here is proof from a playthrough a friend of mine did.

But you DO make a hit on him!

So if this doesn’t actually kill him, what’s up with that? WHO ARE YOU SANS

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Inverted doki doki literature club where you think you’re playing a psychological horror game but it is slowly revealed to be an upbeat dating sim/visual novel

i’m such a slut for found family

No bitch