boboritto
He/him, 19 yo
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i'm out on the north atlantic sniping titanics with .50 calibre rounds made of pure iceberg. i'm a ghost on the waves
english slang is awful i would hate to be learning this shit. like the word shit. something can be horseshit or bullshit which means it's a lie. but cow shit is just poop. and something can be dogshit which means it's really bad quality. but cat shit is just poop.
European Citizens' Initiative - Ban on conversion practices in the European Union
European Citizens' Initiative is a mechanism to bring issues direct from the people to the EU commission. I strongly urge every citizen of the European Union member states to sign this Initiative to ban conversion therapy and similar persuasion practices.
and—wait!! the mortifying ordeal of being known has just entered the ring!! OHHHH IT'S THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
playing fuck marry kill with my fellow monks and we’re just taking turns going “well. i wouldn’t do any of that.”
Ugh, the new pope is American
i try my best not to watch scottish youtubers anymore because if i watch them too much my inner monologue just gets stuck in a scottish accent and i cant turn it off. its not even my voice with a scottish accent. ive got two scottish gamerbro idiots stuck in my head, thinking my thoughts for me right now. absolute focken pish.
why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.
pater.. new mission from command... you have to SLAY !!
*slides you this chart*
*you kick me out of the butcher shop*
Remember how we used to call saul
A wasps nest
Not that far removed from Cleopatra's bees, honestly. I'm not as brave as her though, I'm gonna have to pass.
Fuck it. Unhinged smash or pass. Spin the wheel.
Someone invent a time machine so I can go shoot whichever past me decided unwinding 4 fucking kilometers of yarn was a good idea in the head
ノワールパロ。イグアス編。血生臭い絵面が苦手な方は閲覧をお控えください。 https://poipiku.com/8937204/11296807.html
G5 Iguazu legit one of my favourite characters in anything ever. WHAT is his problem.
Me with crochet
I NEED to draw but also my WRIST is going to FALL OFF if i do that. Googlesearch how to have other hobbies.
Just put the mental image in my head of the water snails we once had in our aquarium (those brown grey disk shaped ones that grow way bigger than they have any bussines to) aggressively propelling themselves about and hitting the glass with a loud *THUCK*, but then like in Snails back, and I can't stop laughing
Just imagine being in the same room as him and suddenly you hear a loud *THUCK* echoing trough what you assume is his aquarium-back. And when you eventually gather enough courage to ask someone about it they look you dead in the eyes and tell you it's the snails.
evil coworker maintenance hours
Freud should put a bunch of water snails in there. Or however you call the fuckers in English. One time someone looks over whilst Snail has his shirt off and you just see a whole army of snails floating and spinning around in his back.
evil coworker maintenance hours
Red always likes every single post without fail, and Iguazu would absolutely scroll trough the Facebook page and downvote everything whenever he's mad at michigan
think the Redguns have a Facebook but all that ever goes up on it are videos Michigan's taken of LIGER TAIL captioned like 'my big cat' or 'old girl is angry today'
Have you seen him yet?
Now you have.
Pfffft-
think V.VIII Pater has the biggest, kindest eyes you've ever seen in your entire life (not cus of the augments or anything, he was born like that). Makes it better when he says something to Swinburne that makes him cry. His tone's the same too- he's never not genuine with it. Makes it worse.
Technically adopted him from the streets but this is Binky. Whenever he vocalizes he makes a point of staring directly into my eyes, he will then tense his entire body as if his screams demand the eldritch gods come into our plane of existence by using his body as the gateway.
Imagine getting a cat from an animal shelter and deciding to pick the very sweet and gentle one who hasn't made a single sound the whole time you're there, and being told "yeah she doesn't meow like other cats do", and then when you say "oh it's ok, I don't mind a cat who isn't very vocal!" the shelter's people look at you like they're about to say something but decide against it.
And then you bring your kitty home and the first time she wants your attention, she opens her mouth and the sound that comes out is a low, soothing but abnormally long continuous tune that you can only describe as something between mongolian throat singing and a didgeridoo.
Can't get the dream I had this weekend out of my head. The gorgeous gold glow everything seemed to have, like everything was perfect. How happy dream-me was. The fact that I was a girl in said dream. I was older, sure. But she was happy, and the world was full of light and hope.
Walter tell your kid to stop fucking poking my kid's light bulb
mr. acula, who is working on his PhD,
Oh buddy...
The goblins joinked your gender...
Yah they're not gonna give it back you're gonna have to trans it
Is it normal to feel like you're not looking at the real you in the mirror?
Orcas are back to wearing fish as hats soo
*tips salmon*
