Random Shit My Friends Say Unprompted (part 1?)

random shit my friends say unprompted (part 1?)

1) "i want to impregnate at least 50 women in my lifetime" (said by a cisgender straight woman mind you)

2) "you don't get my whimpering audio OR my pencil"

3) "you are interrupting my freedom of thought shut the fuck up"

4) "but mom!! the pipe bomb feels good!!"

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boykisser5000

2 weeks ago

i love being a faggot. juicy couture underwear under jorts today

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boykisser5000

2 weeks ago

doms saying “awe,” “poor thing,” etc..

you agree. reblog.

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boykisser5000

2 weeks ago

does anyone else feel like their lives are becoming less depressing and debilitating just now it feels like im jotting down notes from a class but im not comprehending anything im just copying words that i see