The Fact I Did Not See Any Posts About Deer-belos Not Knowing What A Car Is And Getting Hit Is Disappointing.

Been bored so I drew a skeleton

(it's Arkhan the black from Warhammer fantasy)

get attacked, @zossssss!

No but seriously I had so much fun drawing the Lampman

Look at him. Reducing the word count to please a random Tumblr user. Pathetic.

I love dark souls. I remember playing it for the first time and you talk to ANY NPC and they go "I am miserable, I'm going to fucking kill my son, I hope demons kill us all, Heheheheheh" and I remember thinking to myself "this fucking rules"

Fun fact: the guys at our college’s geology department prop out the doors with their samples. I totally understand why but as someone whose work with samples is necessarily super delicate and sterile it fucks me up so bad

On top of that he didn't only got hit by a car, he got hit by a car as a DEER, which in my opinion is even more ironic.

One thing I think we’re all glossing over about Thanks to Them is the fact that Belos got hit by a car. You’re a half-millennia old 1600s New England Puritan witch hunter who addresses Hunter as a grimwalker and then calls him Caleb in the same sentence and you just charged out into a modern road and got hit with that woman’s sedan. How do you cope with that. You used to be the Emperor. You’ve been living in the woods for months. Does he think that he got hit by an extremely fast wagon. The threat that’s been menacing the protagonists since episode fucking one just got hit by a car.

it took a little longer but here's also a deltarune version

Getting deltarune news and the silksong news was amazing

(also still in college, see ya probably in like half a year :3)

Just wait till the alien finds out about the concept of a claymore roomba

on the topic of humans being the intergalactic “hold my beer” species: imagine an alien stepping onto a human starship and seeing a space roomba™ with a knife duct taped onto it, just wandering around the ship

it doesn’t have any special intelligence. it’s just a normal space roomba. there are other space roombas on the ship and they don’t have knives. it’s just this one. knife space roomba has full clearance to every room in the ship. occasionally crew members will be talking and then suddenly swear and clutch their ankle. knife space roomba putters off, leaving them to their mild stab wounds.

“what is the point?” asks the alien as another crew member casually steps over the knife-wielding robot. “is it to test your speed and agility?”

“no it doesn’t really go that fast,” replies the captain.

“does it teach you to stay ever-vigilant?”

“I mean I guess so but that’s more of a side effect.”

“does it weed out the weak? does it protect you from invaders? do repeated stabbings let your species heal more quickly in the future?”

“it doesn’t stab very hard, it gets us more than it gets our enemies, and no, but that sounds cool — someone write that down.”

“but then what is its purpose?”

“I don’t know,” the captain says, leaning down to give the space roomba an affectionate pat. “it just seemed cool”

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

This time I'm attacking RTfenix!

She don't have a tumblr, tho, so check her artfight profile instead!

https://artfight.net/~RTfenix

Our student group at graphic design noticed this like day one and you can imagine the confusion and anger when we found out that our semester long projects could be used to train AI

I gotta have to ask some professors if I can use krita instead of Photoshop, but I assume I will not be able to find replacement for InDesign and illustrator:/