My Attack On Nathaneel!

mr krabs’s license to kill expires tomorrow

the only acceptable use for chat gpt is whatever the fuck dougdoug is doing

Well I'm here but I'm just chilling around, not really doing anything

Ok, seeing as I've seen a few of you in passing, how many fellow plague doctors are around? Roll call, everyone. Step up.

Let's cherish this post while it's still with us

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

how do you guys feel about my lock screen

U mean this one?

Buff Jesus kept chasing me down because of something I did that I couldn’t remember. Every time I evaded or beat him he would come back a few minutes later to yell at me.

My damn brain did this stupid joke instead of listening to the fucking lecture. I'm pissed and proud at the same time

[in case you can't read the dialogue: "to be or not be..." "...This is the question"]

Getting deltarune news and the silksong news was amazing

(also still in college, see ya probably in like half a year :3)

On top of that he didn't only got hit by a car, he got hit by a car as a DEER, which in my opinion is even more ironic.

One thing I think we’re all glossing over about Thanks to Them is the fact that Belos got hit by a car. You’re a half-millennia old 1600s New England Puritan witch hunter who addresses Hunter as a grimwalker and then calls him Caleb in the same sentence and you just charged out into a modern road and got hit with that woman’s sedan. How do you cope with that. You used to be the Emperor. You’ve been living in the woods for months. Does he think that he got hit by an extremely fast wagon. The threat that’s been menacing the protagonists since episode fucking one just got hit by a car.

God, I love dungeons and I love dragons. If only there was some system out there that would let me combine these two passions :(