both are true and no i will not be answering any questions at this time
What people think :
The reality of being a fannibal :
IM LOSING MY MIND THEYRE SO AFGHHV
Time for the traditional role swap uh ๐
David!Aziraphale and Michael!Crowley
he's just a lil chef, just a lil baby, yeah he eats people but its just a side effect of being gay i do it too sometimes
making food is his passion don't be rude
knew exactly what show this was before even seeing the tag
sometimes a story is about gay sex because there is no gay sex. sometimes a story revolves around the gay sex that is not happening
hi imagine that crowley and aziraphale just got a happy ending in s2
imagine that crowley permanently moved into the book shop and zira read him bed time stories every night
and crowley would introduce zira to queen and all his favorites and maybe they would slowdance in the hall together
maybe aziraphale would get a new book he'd been looking for for a while and would info dump while crowley looked at her lovingly
and maybe sometimes they'd make hot chocolate and just talk about anything and everything just because they had all the time in the world
imagine they got the ending they deserved and got to live out a real happily ever after
imagine
if you cannot look at a man and confidently say "he'd look pretty covered in blood" what even is there to like about him
its a coping mechanism
the smol-beanification of will graham is fucking insane like heโs killed two people onscreen and has encephalitis, he would not be blushing that much. he thinks about killing people for a living, and those are his words, not mine. heโs a grown ass man with a wife and a kid, and works some of the most disgustingly creative murder cases in his universe. also hannibal is not a fucking daddy dom alpha bro. he cried real ass tears when he got his boyfriend arrested for killing someone while talking his wife. also, in response to being rejected, he hid behind willโs house for several hours, probably crying, until the police showed up to arrest him. and he did so in the most melodramatic way possible, he kneeled in the snow, eyefucked will, and got hauled off to the mental hospital
omw to respect trans people
masterpost of neo from the matrix pride to go with my lesbian one (x)