Let’s Ignore I Genuinely Did This

My current obsession

L I C K

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

Where are you from

The woods

I don't feel comfortable with you asking me questions.

Cut it out.

little freak

can confirm when I first got bill my roommates had to put him in a cage, so that he wouldn’t get out and so I couldn't kill him :3

When I was little I wanted to keep him as a pet

ASK COFFEE AND BILL CIPHER!

Hiya there! The names coffee, Im starting this Tumblr series where you can ask me and bill anything! Seriously, A N Y T H I N G. don't be shy! We're all weirdos here :3

Some rules for this blog since I've already got a few creeps!

Don't harrass me to answer your questions, i will get to them eventually

Don't be a creep, easy enough

Mild/suggestive questions are ok (only to my character, not to me)

Ask things within reason, nothing off (aka social security number, phone number, email, credit card information)

Dont proship my character

Please don't sexualize me or my character (ask my permission if you want to draw something suggestive about my character)

Don't be a bitch (unless you are role playing a character)

That's all! Please be nice and have fun!

Hey, ur cool, wanna be moots

Any body can be my moot!

I'm fine with it :3

obsessed with @kerink's margaritabille. he gives me arrested development vibes